3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 9

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  1. Apr 21, '12 by
    I'm sorry, sir. Your health insurance won't cover the haircut. Lucky for you, there is a sale going on at the hair salon down the road.
  2. Apr 21, '12 by
    Sir, may I have your permission to talk about your hairy situation on allnurses.com?
  3. Apr 21, '12 by
    If you are trying to seduce me, I have to say that not only did you fail miserablely...you probably earned a trip to the police station.
    Last edit by DTWriter on Apr 21, '12
  4. Apr 21, '12 by
    And some politicians actually think that nurses do not need protection from their patients...
    Last edit by DTWriter on Apr 21, '12
  5. Apr 21, '12 by
    Believe it or not, between studying, attending classes, and doing clinicals, taking the time to talk to you is my "social life."
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  6. Apr 21, '12 by
    "Cha-Cha-Chia!....No but seriously, you're gonna die....."
    Joe V, WorldTravelingYogi, ericaej, and 1 other like this.
  7. Apr 21, '12 by
    "Menopause can be rough Mrs. Chew-Bacca...."
    2ndTime, whichone'spink, and Vespertinas like this.
  8. Apr 21, '12 by
    I'm sorry Mr. Smith. You are absolutely correct. My instructors at nursing school would not find singing the "Chia pet" jingle appropriate bedside manner while prepping you for surgery.
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  9. Apr 21, '12 by
    Oh S**t! Did that just wink at me?!
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  10. Apr 22, '12 by
    My preceptor says they still haven't found the last nursing student they sent in to assess yor lung sounds.
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