3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 6

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  1. Apr 21, '12 by
    Calm down sir! I said I needed to listen to your breath sounds, not your breast sounds so no, we don't need to shave your chest.
  2. Apr 21, '12 by
    Excuse me Sir? You store what in there? I don't think the Doctor would approve of that!
  3. Apr 21, '12 by
    "I thought I already asked you to remove your shirt."
  4. Apr 21, '12 by
    So, how long has your cat been missing sir?
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
  5. Apr 21, '12 by
    so how long has your cat been missing sir??
  6. Apr 21, '12 by
    "geriatric curl?"
    Vespertinas and gmama04 like this.
  7. Apr 21, '12 by
    Sir in order for me to place the EKG leads, I will need to shave some patches of hair off your chest. I need to warn you that you will probably look like a man-o-lantern when I'm done!
    Ticamm likes this.
  8. Apr 21, '12 by
    Okay Sir ! I will just collect your prescription for "rug doctor" and then you should be good to go !
    sheilahdee likes this.
  9. Apr 21, '12 by
    "Well, Mr. Wilson, I don't think you've looked EVERYWHERE for your contact lens."
  10. Apr 21, '12 by
    I see Mother Nature gave you a fur coat.