3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 5

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  1. You need an ECG, and I've never shaved anyone before, so let's have some fun. Do you want to be "Super T" or "Vitamin K Man"?
  2. ok Harry Harrison which ones infected now?
  3. Good morning sir, did you want me to straighten your chest hairs?
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 21, '12
  4. "I'm sorry sir, we cannot make chest hair toupees here"
  5. Hmmm...don't remember anything in my med-surg book saying that jumper cables could be used in lieu of EKG pads.....
  6. Retracting comment.
    Last edit by Gadsden on Apr 21, '12
  7. "Forestry is down the hall sir."
  8. "I need to check your vocal fremitus, please repeat after me: 99,000 hairs on the wall!"
  9. Well.... ummm.... sir I'm still just a student. Let me get your Nurse!
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  10. Can I get some of these chest or back hairs implanted on my bald head?