3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 4

yes sir the skin implant, i have traced the donor! does Mr Tarzan from the jungle sound familiar?

2,903,949 drugs to learn by tomorrow, and a patient with chest hairs so long he can floss his/ others teeth.... Tequila... Anyone..?

Ah treestitus very common at this time of year sir

Chia pets are not meant for the human body to host.

I think the doctor said biosurgical treatment, not biochemical ...

So what you're saying is, Sir, is that your hair growth, like your wife's breasts, is lower than you would like BOTH of them to be. Did I understand you correctly?

I knew they had a chia pet where you grow hair on a bald head, but this is the first time I've seen it used on an actual human torso.

Happy earth day

Well Sir, it appears that your hair has gone from receding to a full on retreat from your head to your chest and back.

Sir, why did you use a Volumising shampoo in the shower, instead of just on your head? little Nurse Bez