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  1. Apr 25, '12 by
    Oh i am sorry i cannot use my sthethescope for this type of chest.................
  2. Apr 25, '12 by
    Oh can i see your chest where it is..............................
  3. Apr 25, '12 by
    I went to Nursing School, not Barber School.
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  4. Apr 25, '12 by
    "Sir, where did you say the bees got you again? Are you sure they aren't still in there?"
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
  5. Apr 25, '12 by
    Well hello Hypertrichosis!!! I'll get the Doc to prescribe some man-scaping for you. The good news is it's painless, except to your ego.
  6. Apr 25, '12 by
    " Sir, there's a 50% chance the cat won't make it through the operation"
  7. Apr 25, '12 by
    " You paged for a nurse sir? I'm hair...I mean here. Let me go get your meds and i'll comb... I mean come!...right back"
  8. Apr 25, '12 by
    man: "Should I take my pants off now?"
    nurse: " Sure, we'll just say the vomit is yours."
  9. Apr 25, '12 by
    "Why old people lost there hair on the top, but gain a lot of hair in the bottom?"
  10. Apr 25, '12 by


    Patient: " I do have a better patch of hair, it's just not in a place I can show you."