3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 17

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  1. Is that your Millenium Falcon parked on the Helipad? Security wants you to move it.
  2. I don't think it has anything to do with the dog bite.
  3. I think this is what's called a "disturbed body image r/t excessive chest and back hair."
  4. Please Mr Brown, leave your trousers on! I said your test results are ok not your testicles need a shave!!
  5. Hello Mr. Smith, did you say your profession was farmer? Your cheif complaint is your hair has re-seeded to other areas, and You want a transplant back to it's original location? Um, let me get the Doctor, just a few moments please....
  6. Nurse:What brings you in to see us today?
    Patient:I think I have oldtimers disease.
    Nurse: Do you mean Alzheimer's disease ?
    Patient: YES ! That's it ! I woke up from my nap and now I can't remember where I put my toupee!
    Last edit by Tishdish55 on Apr 24, '12 : Reason: Took name off
  7. nurse: Joe I see you've been gardening with miracle grow again!
  8. Nurse thinking: I wonder what nursing diagnosis would this fall under? AT risk for flea's At risk for disturbed body image At risk during hunting season
  9. No I don't think you have Beri beri !
  10. Don't worry, sir - this look was all the rage in the 70's. I'm sure it will make a comeback.