10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 8

"I guess we better fix that hand sanitizer dispenser."

Sir, I can't have you walking around the unit without your nonslip socks on, you appear to be slippery and at risk for falls.

Here's your sputum for your culture. You think he gave me enough?

Can I get a contact precaution gown over here, I don't want what he's got.

Did anyone make coffee? Looks like it's gonna be a long day.

So you tried to suction that patient?
I told you it-snot time yet.. Get it? No? Here's a tissue....

You know, most nurses put the sputum specimen's in a container and take them to the lab.

i think we need to culture that sputum, sir

Now do you understand why you must take ALL of the antibiotic???

Please, can't I come out of isolation yet???