10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 34

"Gee, if it isn't Mister I went to my first day of clinical today and all I got was this lousy shroud of sputum'."

It looks like somebody's intervention needs an intervention.

Don't get me wrong, I dig the new look but next time just document his I's and O's.

Now that's what I call taking a " hands on" approach.
Way to go!

.....these replacement nurses can't duck fast enough from projectile vomit.....get the union rep and give em what they want... lets end this strike.....

"Still enjoying working in the Respiratory Ward?"

You say you've been a nurse how long?

Pyloric Stenosis much?!

Let me guess, you're the new hospital mascot!

Gordon, please dont tell me that's the new uniform?