10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 31

This isn't exactly the creeping cruds, but it does grow on you.

Take two car washes and call me in the morning.

Blink twice if you're breathing.

you say you've been having this problem how long.

patient replies "ma'am can I get some assistance please?"
nurse "" just how long have you been waiting in the er sir?"
patient replies " let's just say what started out as a snowflake has progressed into a full avalanche"

Hmmm. Your giving me ideas of what I should be this coming Halloween.

"You know its a little too early for Halloween but what the heck do you any treats with yah?"

"Now now I know you want to win this years Halloween Costume but you might want to get rid of the smell"

I TOLD you to put an isolation gown on before you went in there!!

You look like a walking infection!