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  1. Sep 25, '12 by
    C-diff, huh?
  2. Sep 25, '12 by
    "Mrs. Doe, can you please go back to your room now? You're making a mess in the hallway."
  3. Sep 25, '12 by
    So what brings you to the hospital today?
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  4. Sep 25, '12 by
    "And which patient are you here to see?"
  5. Sep 25, '12 by
    I'm sorry mam but visiting hours are over.
  6. Sep 25, '12 by
    Have you traveled outside of the country recently?
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  7. Sep 25, '12 by
    I forgot to warn you ... the baby in room 5 has hypertrophic pyloric stenosis
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
  8. Sep 25, '12 by
    I knew it was gastro and not cardiac - I am the best. Sort yourself out nurse - need to look nice on the ward.
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
  9. Sep 25, '12 by
    "No, I'm sorry Shirley, I can't let you go home early. JCAHO is coming next week and we need everyone on hand to get ready for their visit. I really appreciate you putting the hospital first and cooperating during this critical time for the company. Huh...what's that? Are you upset, or are you just aspirating?"
  10. Sep 25, '12 by
    "The problem we have around here, Shirley, is too many negative nurses. Look at it this way, at least you didn't get any in your hair."