10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 13

First time changing out a suction canister is it??

Gastric lavage...you're doing it wrong.

"I think I need to call code ghostbuster"

Yes...that should be plenty for a sputum sample!

No you didn't need to bring that large of a sample in...wiping your nose before coming in would have been fine!

Don't feel bad we initiate all of our good nurses! I mean you should have known something was up when your Flexi-Seal kit had a balloon attached to it! "Please allow patient to blow into this balloon to relieve presure! ........New grads , we getcha everytime!Lol!

Let me guess? You was just walkin' down the road minding your own business....

"so you say you're experiencing a slight discharge?"

Aren't you glad you are following universal precautions?

"Glad it was YOU the doctor requested for assistance and not ME"