Re: What kind of LTC resident will you be? Originally Posted by squeakykitty
I had a friend in my CNA class say that if she had to live at the nursing home, she'd sneak alcohol in. I can think of a few ways to sneak it in and hide it.
We allow alcohol where I work. As long as the family and MD okay's it. Old drunks are the best drunks

They've had more practice.
I will watch whatever I want to on TV, no Animal Planet for me.
Of course I will never get out of bed before noon. I will eat whatever I deem healthy. Healthy foods will include sugar, pizza, and copious amounts of lime chips.
I may on occasion steal a wheelchair so I can play bumper cars.
I will rebel against clothing and declare the home a nudist colony.
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