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No. 30
Old Oct 31, 2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by deeDawntee View Post
I will be one of those residents who is happy all the time. It doesn't matter, I will be grateful for the care I get. I will love my roommate and will really look forward to every meal and snack.

I loved dorm life when I was a college student, so I know that I will think I am back in school, looking for the kegger .....hehehe

The kegger will be down the hall, in my friends room, and I'm posting one of the cats I snuck in as a lookout to warn us when the staff comes.:biere:
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No. 31
from MedicalLPN
Old Nov 01, 2007, 01:45 AM

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I'll be the one who thinks their on a cruise ship and thinks each man in the facility is my husband. I'll start bursting into song and dance at random times and I'll hide under my bed at night and grab the ankles of the nurses and aides when they come in to make rounds on me lol
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No. 32
from NYDreamer
Old Nov 01, 2007, 11:44 AM

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Amen to that! At this point, all I want to do is eat and watch TV.


Originally Posted by Nascar nurse View Post
I will be the one that says the hell w/ the special diet... bring me pizza and chocolate or I ain't eatin. I will be the one that punches someone who thinks I outta get OOB at 6am (to do what?!? - eat the same ole eggs ya served me yesterday!!) I should just write my own careplan for non-compliance now. Maybe at least the future MDS coordinator would love me
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No. 33
Old Nov 01, 2007, 01:13 PM

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If I'm particularly irritated at one of the nurses, I will holler the "Q" word over and over again instead of hollering "help".
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No. 34
from nursamy
Old Nov 01, 2007, 01:28 PM

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I will be the one yelling at the staff for waking me up. I will also be an escape artist but if they allow me to listen to music I like, I'll be the crazy old lady who is happy and singing all the time.

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No. 35
from nursamy
Old Nov 01, 2007, 01:31 PM

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Um, what's the Q word?
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No. 36
Old Nov 01, 2007, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nursamy View Post
Um, what's the Q word?
It's "quiet". It's also guaranteed to cause a difficult shift when said on the floor.
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No. 37
from nightmare
Old Nov 01, 2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by squeakykitty View Post
It's "quiet". It's also guaranteed to cause a difficult shift when said on the floor.
OMG we say that too!!If I ever get put into the place that I work they will have to change all the door codes because I will be out of there! I know every inch of that building and after 17 years its sure to have stuck in my long term memory! I will be up all night walking the corridors "checking" on the residents,I will take no BS from any uppity carers or nurses and will have "do not wake at 06.00"and "no I don't want my TV on the cartoon channel"and "shave me and you die!" tattooed on my chest.
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No. 38
Old Nov 01, 2007, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nightmare View Post
OMG we say that too!!If I ever get put into the place that I work they will have to change all the door codes because I will be out of there! I know every inch of that building and after 17 years its sure to have stuck in my long term memory! I will be up all night walking the corridors "checking" on the residents,I will take no BS from any uppity carers or nurses and will have "do not wake at 06.00"and "no I don't want my TV on the cartoon channel"and "shave me and you die!" tattooed on my chest.
At the place I worked, they had the codes on how to shut off the alarms writen next to the alarms. You could also disable them with a switch. There is leg alarms for some of the residents, but it only works with the front door. If I was a resident there, I could slip out the door in some of the rooms, or go through the employee breakroom to get out. (And take one of the staff lunches with me).
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No. 39
from Sabby_NC
Old Nov 01, 2007, 06:35 PM

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Hmmmm I WANNA be the dirty ol' lady that pinches all the male bums!
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