Senility prayer


  1. Senility prayer
    God, grant me the senility to forgrt the people I never liked anyway
    The good fortune to run into the ones I do
    and the eyesight to tell the difference.

    now that I am older(but refuse to grow up) here is what I have discovered
    1 I started out with nothing and still have most of it!
    2My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran
    3I finally got my head together now my body is falling apart
    4 all reports are in, life is now officially unfair
    5 funny, I dont remember being absent-minded
    6 If all is not lost, where is it?
    7It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser
    8 I wish the buck stopped here, I could use a few
    9 Kids in the back seat cause accidents
    10 accidents in the back seat cause kids!
    11 It's hard to make a comeback when you have'nt been anywhere
    12 If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees
    13 When I am finally holding all the cards why does everyone want to play Chess?
    14 It is not hard to meet expenses== they are everywhere!
    15 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
    16 these days i spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.... I go somewehere to get something and then wonder what I am here after!


    Recognise any of the symptoms???
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