God, grant me the senility to forgrt the people I never liked anyway
The good fortune to run into the ones I do
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
now that I am older(but refuse to grow up) here is what I have discovered
1 I started out with nothing and still have most of it!
2My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran
3I finally got my head together now my body is falling apart
4 all reports are in, life is now officially unfair
5 funny, I dont remember being absent-minded
6 If all is not lost, where is it?
7It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser
8 I wish the buck stopped here, I could use a few
9 Kids in the back seat cause accidents
10 accidents in the back seat cause kids!
11 It's hard to make a comeback when you have'nt been anywhere
12 If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees
13 When I am finally holding all the cards why does everyone want to play Chess?
14 It is not hard to meet expenses== they are everywhere!
15 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
16 these days i spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.... I go somewehere to get something and then wonder what I am here after!
Recognise any of the symptoms???