An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing
home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed
Nurse Jones that his penis had died.
Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was
old and forgetful, decided to play along with him. "It did?
I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down
the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside
his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said "Mr.Smith, I thought
you told me your penis had died."
"It did" he said. "Today is the viewing."