I took a urine test months ago and it came up positive for opiates. First of all, I don't use drugs
, and I rarely drink...okay I drink with my buddies all the time
Anyway, either my urine sample was contaminated or maybe it was that Fentanyl patch I had to replace (72 hours) when I carelessly forgot to use gloves when removing it (that was months before the urine test though). The hospital where I took the test told me it was possibly from sesame seeds I might have eaten or some crap like that ( I had to persuade my hospital that I wasn't a crackhead).
Maybe we should start wearing TB N95 masks when we pass out meds.