1. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to nursing school
2. You know there are hot women/men in Hell.
3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.
4. People smile in Hell.
5. Hell is forever. Nursing school just seems like it.
6. At least you can sleep in Hell.
7. You can't flunk out of Hell.
8. It is more fun getting into Hell.
9. Everyone has heard of Hell.
10. It doesn't rain in Hell.