nursing diagnosis plz!

  1. i need help!! i am working on making a shirt for our competition and was wondering if any one had any funny ideas for nursing student nursing diagnosis!! we need some ideas. if you have any other ideas for some t-shirts then i would love to here them!!
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  3. by   WSU_Ally_RN
    what about something about sleep deprivation or anxiety r/t tests and clinicals.....
  4. by   kellyo
    Where do I begin? You fill in the R/T and the AEB's!

    Anxiety
    Caregiver role strain
    Confusion, Acute & Chronic!
    Coping, ineffective
    Coping, compromised family
    Disuse syndrome, risk for (your partner could figure this one out)
    Energy field, disturbed
    Family processes: interrupted
    Health Maintenance, risk for ineffective
    Home Maintenance, impaired
    Identity, disturbed personal
    Knowledge, deficient
    Memory, impaired
    Nutrition, more or less than body requirements
    Parenting, impaired
    Role peformance, ineffective
    Self-care deficit, feeding, bathing, hygiene,
    Self-esteem, situational low
    Sexual disfunction
    Sleep deprivation
    Sleep pattern, disturbed
    Social isolation
    Spiritual distress


    I'm feeling a bit punchy tonight. I just did 25 drug cards and I'm silly!!!!
  5. by   HU_nurse
    Our senior class T Shirts look like this:


    The front says: WHO SHOT YOU?

    The back says: _______ University Senior Nursing Student...
  6. by   HappyNurse2005
    Sexual dysfunction r/t falling asleep with books while studying AEB a deprived husband
  7. by   LifePakDC
    Yesterday during class we were talking about cultural awareness in treatment planning and one of the things was wearing a garlic-like root around the neck to ward of sickness and i said "risk for vampire attacks"... then, in relation to our next exam my friend said "risk for freaking out". these are both pretty silly but they were funny at the time.
  8. by   twinmommy+2
    Quote from RNinMay2005
    Sexual dysfunction r/t falling asleep with books while studying AEB a deprived husband
    thats too funny

    "Monetarly impaired related to excessive studying getting in the way of work as evidenced by student saying "Hey, can I bum money for coffee"
  9. by   Fraggle
    i like self-care deficit. i like confusion, anxiety, etc, but i don't think i want other people to think we're caring for them while confused! :chuckle

    or:


    ms.t is a 29 year old nursing student with a history of stress and anxiety. she complains about lack of sleep in the recent past and presents with increased blood pressure, frazzled appearance and unattended roots. the priorty nursing intervention is .....


    okay, maybe that's too long for a t-shirt.


    Quote from tiffersmichelle
    i need help!! i am working on making a shirt for our competition and was wondering if any one had any funny ideas for nursing student nursing diagnosis!! we need some ideas. if you have any other ideas for some t-shirts then i would love to here them!!
  10. by   Fraggle
    and we could have ones for the kids and husbands too!

    risk for imbalanced nutrition, less than requirements r/t husband's ability to operate the stove.

    mine lives of campbells chunky soup.



    Quote from tiffersmichelle
    i need help!! i am working on making a shirt for our competition and was wondering if any one had any funny ideas for nursing student nursing diagnosis!! we need some ideas. if you have any other ideas for some t-shirts then i would love to here them!!

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