No She/he Did Not!!!

Third semester, this is for my study buddy:

No she DID NOT just check that man's prosthetic leg for a pulse thinking it was the real deal!!!

NO she didn't ask the teacher if you can give newborns cheese biscuits!!!!!

Fun idea, Maggie.

No, she did not ask the patient if she could keep his appendix for her collection.

No she didn't! While a student was playing poker with a psych patient in a local psych hospital, the student (who happened to be quite the poker player) noticed the patient was cheating. She slapper her hand down on the table, stood up, and said, "I don't care if you are crazy, you ain't gonna cheat me at poker!". One of our teachers told us this story during our prep for time at this hosptial.

No he did not attach the tube feed to the foley and let it run for 3 hours.

Noe she did not she have her cell phone on in class and answer it on the second ring DURING LECTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No she didn't....

Look for a 20,000 unit syringe.

No she didn't eat teh patients desert off his tray!!!!!!

A girl last year ate the patients desert off his tray when he fell asleep! Our instructor walked in the patients room and saw her doing it!.by the way she failed out of class (thank goodness!)

No she did not give 60 units of regular insulin when it was suppose to be 6 units, even after her instructor told her to recheck. This happened to a classmate of mine.