No She/he Did Not!!! - page 4

New fun thread. Please finish the sentence: NO she/he did not: Mine: NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf... Read More

  1. by   NoCrumping
    Quote from Kareie
    no she didn't ...take the vitals signs of a patient who expired...this happened to a nursing student in my class during clinicals ( right before graduation, YIKES!)
    What would be funnier/scarier, is if she got any and wrote them down.
  2. by   NoCrumping
    Quote from LauraLou
    No she did not...blurt out to the (male) doctor when watching an infant circumcision, "That's the first uncircumcized male I've ever seen!"

    Yes, that was me. I felt like such an idiot. I'm sure that was far more information about my personal life than the doctor ever wanted to know.
    No she didnt say to a parent of an infant that he had to leave the room while she did her assessment "for my own comfortable-ness" instead of COMFORT. Makes the parent real "comfortable' with that RN caring for his critically ill infant.
  3. by   mercyteapot
    Quote from NoCrumping
    No she didnt say to a parent of an infant that he had to leave the room while she did her assessment "for my own comfortable-ness" instead of COMFORT. Makes the parent real "comfortable' with that RN caring for his critically ill infant.
    I know this is supposed to be a fun thread, but my bigger problem with the nurse in question is asking the parents of an infant to leave the room for an assessment.
  4. by   Nursemelo
    No she did not....ask a patient what it was like for her to have cancer when she had a benign tumor.

    One of the girls in my class did this last semester...in 4th year and didn't know what benign meant!
  5. by   NurseyBaby'05
    No he didn't get a call on his cell phone that wasn't turned off during a test! AND No he didn't proceed to take the call and hold a mundane conversation while the rest of us were testing! :angryfire We were all ready to drag him out by his ears and beat him.
  6. by   NurseyBaby'05
    No he did not park his car in ghe garage and walk in at the end of the day and get another ticket before leaving that only had five min stamped on it so that he did not have to pay $12 for parking for the day!

    (And get caught on camera and try to deny it!:chuckle )
  7. by   grentea
    Quote from grinnurse
    ....say to a patient's wife...."No, he's not a doctor, but he plays one on tv!!"

    One of my wittier moments in clinical-too many commercials for me. :selfbonk: These posts are way too funny!!!
    That is so funny! I think I just laughed for five minutes straight!! I've heard nurses at my clinical site say similar things.
  8. by   danu3
    Quote from NurseyBaby'05
    No he didn't get a call on his cell phone that wasn't turned off during a test! AND No he didn't proceed to take the call and hold a mundane conversation while the rest of us were testing! :angryfire We were all ready to drag him out by his ears and beat him.
    And then nurse him back... instant clinical!
  9. by   jackleg27
    Quote from Maggie in NC
    New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:

    NO she/he did not:

    Mine:
    NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf
    No she did not raise her hand and ask (during a Pharm test) "How many cc's are in a ml?"
  10. by   NurseyBaby'05
    Quote from danu3
    And then nurse him back... instant clinical!
    I knew we should have done that!
  11. by   CHATSDALE
    once we were all in report at a change in shift when DON came in with a prospective new nurse whon she introduced and then in front of us all, she told her that x had just come off of maternity leave and then she asked new nurse if she planned on having baby in near future
    i never could figure out why that nurse did not take job
  12. by   landonsles
    Say in lecture today, "well I understand that's the mortality rate, but what's the fatality rate?"

    Same girl, same day asked a fellow classmate, "have you had your baby yet?" Wouldn't have been so bad if she was talking to a guy (maybe his wife is expecting or something). No--she asked a girl. Hmm, let's think about this--two weeks ago she was huge, ready to pop...now her belly is considerably smaller...what do YOU think?? Geesh...here's your sign...
  13. by   GPatty
    No she did not....
    put medication in a deceased residents mouth and walk away....

    Happened to a QMA that is still passing meds to this day (and very well shouldn't be!!) The resident was "found" by a CNA about 5 minutes later..pills neatly laid on his tongue ready to be swallowed! DUH!

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