No She/he Did Not!!! - page 31

New fun thread. Please finish the sentence: NO she/he did not: Mine: NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf... Read More

  1. by   vmoh18
    Quote from brillohead
    My, wouldn't THAT be interesting in the middle of church on a Sunday morning!
    Funny thing is that is what me and my friend said. Could you imagine having to explain to the preacher why your dress was ringing during his sermon.
  2. by   everlasting
    - when preparing the patients lunch tray, the patient says "I can't have these greens." student nurse says "Why not?" And the patient replied "Because I'm on Coumadin!"

    - ask our instructor "A condom catheter? What's that? How does it work?"

    - look at EVERY patients chart on the floor and leave the charts open and visible for everyone to see.

    - call your husband in the middle of class and talk LOUDLY about personal things that NO one should know and fail to notice the instructors about to kill you.

    - ask me "How do I chart my assessment?" after we've been in clinical's for 13 weeks!
  3. by   morningland
    ...refer to a clinical instructor as "ape-tits", to her face and not get expelled... yet...
  4. by   brillohead
    Quote from vmoh18
    Funny thing is that is what me and my friend said. Could you imagine having to explain to the preacher why your dress was ringing during his sermon.
    Great minds think alike! LOL
  5. by   L&DWannaB
    Oh no she did not just call a man that had all 10 toes amputated "Stumpy"

    Oh no she didn't just bring a cloth BP cuff out of a Iso MRSA room into another patients room on a surgery floor.

    Oh no she did not go into the supply room and have sex with a resident during clinicals.

    Oh no she didn't just call my dementia pt, that keeps masturbating "Handy Manny"
  6. by   ~Mi Vida Loca~RN
    Quote from L&DWannaB
    Oh no she did not just call a man that had all 10 toes amputated "Stumpy"

    Oh no she didn't just bring a cloth BP cuff out of a Iso MRSA room into another patients room on a surgery floor.

    Oh no she did not go into the supply room and have sex with a resident during clinicals.

    Oh no she didn't just call my dementia pt, that keeps masturbating "Handy Manny"

    OMG I was laughing so hard on that last one!
  7. by   daniedi77
    NO SHE DIDN'T go into the wrong room and assess the wrong patient all day and never realized it until post conference......thank god she didnt pass meds... Can we say, " Can you please verify your name and birthdate for me." LOLOLOLOLOLOl!!!!
  8. by   jcummins32
    No she did not think military position means ( conceived in the military )

    during OB lecture one of my classmates asked if the teacher meant if the baby was conceived in the military!!:spin:
  9. by   zeppzepp2009
    Oh no she did not just call a man that had all 10 toes amputated "Stumpy"

    Oh no she didn't just bring a cloth BP cuff out of a Iso MRSA room into another patients room on a surgery floor.

    Oh no she did not go into the supply room and have sex with a resident during clinicals.

    Oh no she didn't just call my dementia pt, that keeps masturbating "Handy Manny"


    L&D you owe me a new computer keyboard! I laughed so hard I snorted my coffee all over it
  10. by   snazzy-jazzy
    The RN I was training with on clinicals as a 2nd year student did not just tell the patient that I was giving meds to that her Simvastatin tablet was for her reflux.... YES she did I had already checked it against the medical order but after she said that I checked again incase as the student I'd mucked up, pointed to it and asked her 'this one', yep, ummm actually no its a hypolipidemic med. I don't like to correct anyone in front of the patient but heck even the patient was looking bewildered about her new reflux medication!!!!


    Later the same nurse looked at my careplan and asked why I was going to take a post op patients obs every 4 hours, I got his carepath and showed her where it was written that Vitals were to be taken on day 2 as 4/24... Meaning four hourly, she said NO, 4/24 means QID I asked her what would four hourly be then and she said 6/24 God love her. But she made me change my careplan to QID Obs on this patient.
  11. by   snazzy-jazzy
    No!!! while doing maternity obs she didn't chart the Mums nipples as 'good'.... Yep I did, and gave the Midwives a good laugh. This was my first year and first clinical in maternity, I remember doing the assessment and thinking yeah they look 'good' :imbar
  12. by   ashleyisawesome
    no my instructor did not just tell us that PICC line stood for "percutaneous intravenous catheter". she was even missing a C!

    no she did not ask her instructor what this strange port in her patients chest was, referring to one of the telemetry stickers... and we were on the telemetry unit.. lol.. that was me..

    no she did not nervously tell the patients husband that this was the first time ever discontinuing an IV on a real person. - me again. ooops.


    no our instructer did not tell us not to listen to our coassigned RN because she used to be a teacher at our school 2 years ago, and was fired after 6 weeks!
  13. by   ShortStackRN
    NO she did NOT wipe poop back to front during that bed bath today...GROSS!!! And this is a SENIOR STUDENT!!! Scary!

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