No She/he Did Not!!! - page 28

New fun thread. Please finish the sentence: NO she/he did not: Mine: NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf... Read More

  1. by   Purple_Scrubs
    Oh no she did not just chart "family at bedpan" on her nurse's notes! (That was me, luckily it was in nursing school and the nurse's notes were just for our instructor to see, not in the pt's actual chart! It had been a long day and I meant bedside!)

    Oh no she did not just accidently hit "reply to all", so the email went to her classmates AND her instructor when she sent the email about a book burning party at the end of the semester! (That one was not me!)
  2. by   luvinRN
    ohh these stories crack me up! my husband says im a nerd..kinda ticks me off...wish he had a sense of humor..anyway great stories
  3. by   ErinJane
    No she did not, when asked by a patient if she was pregnant, reply "Nope, just chubby." <---That was me. (Come to find out the patient was referring to my complaint of heartburn and nausea...not my tummy, lol)

    No she did not tell the instructor that she had to leave clinicals early each day and if the instructor didn't like it "thats your problem". <---Not me.

    No she did not call a code blue on a patient for having O2 stats in the 70s...and then come to find out that the monitor was barely on their finger...<---Def. Not me
  4. by   LoneWolfRN2010
    Oh no she did NOT go to get her patient assignment the night before clinicals wearing a miniskirt, a leopard print cleavage-bearing halter top (with belly showing) and 5" stillettos.... (She did. Former nursing student at my school)

    Oh no, she did NOT just pop a SECOND dose of her Percocet because she is "so stressed out" and forgot she took the first dose and about passed out in class. (she did, and i really hope she lays off the painkillers - especially since she's not IN PAIN!)
  5. by   Serlait
    Bump up
  6. by   ~Mi Vida Loca~RN
    OH MY GOSH I HAVE TEARS COMING DOWN. Mine isn't funny,


    No she did not interrupt lecture to tell the teacher that hopefully with medical advances and since we are close to identifying the "gay" gene, that one would be able to have an abortion if they knew their child would be gay. :angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire :angryfire:angryfire TRUE STORY! Thankfully my teacher didn't write me up when I turned around and said "Are you F'in kidding me?????"
  7. by   RNDreamer
    oh.....my......what in the world....


    Quote from ~Mi Vida Loca~
    OH MY GOSH I HAVE TEARS COMING DOWN. Mine isn't funny,


    No she did not interrupt lecture to tell the teacher that hopefully with medical advances and since we are close to identifying the "gay" gene, that one would be able to have an abortion if they knew their child would be gay. :angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire :angryfire:angryfire TRUE STORY! Thankfully my teacher didn't write me up when I turned around and said "Are you F'in kidding me?????"
  8. by   hollybear1414
    un-believable.

    the **** that comes out of peoples mouth sometimes is unreal.
  9. by   ~Mi Vida Loca~RN
    It seriously took all I had not to throw something at her. This girl would come out with the most off the wall stuff in lecture and that was all annoying enough but when she said this???? I seriously wanted to just beat the crap out of her. It was in Microbiology class when we were talking about Genetics.
  10. by   meluhn
    Quote from fluffwad
    No he did not attach the tube feed to the foley and let it run for 3 hours.
    Please tell me that this was not a nurse and if it was, Did he/she get fired I hope? If it was a student, did they pass?
  11. by   bananimal
    No she did not just say she failed out of the Early Childhood Education program so she figured she would try Nursing....................
  12. by   NurseLoveJoy88
    No he did not show up to clinicals wearing street clothes !
  13. by   NurseLoveJoy88
    Quote from shirls30
    Answer this fill in the blank test question as follows:

    Acute kidney infection is.......?
    My classic Tommy Boy answer: Bad???
    Total brain fart that day. The instructor loved it.
    LOL! I've done this a couple of times !

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