No She/he Did Not!!! - page 24

New fun thread. Please finish the sentence: NO she/he did not: Mine: NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf... Read More

  1. by   Melinurse
    Originally Posted by nerdtonurse?
    No she didn't....

    ...try to poor a liquid med down a trach. Happened, the pt was A/O and freaking out (no kidding) and I was walking by the room and stuck my head in, hearing the pt making all kinds of noise, beating on the bed rails, etc., as a brand new RN's pulling off the O2 blowby with one hand and has a med cup full of tylenol liquid in the other.

    No, she doesn't work here anymore...
    OMG....... NO WAY!!!!! I've seen similar stuff. Very scary.
  2. by   aehart
    no she did not just ask how to turn a stethoscope on....
  3. by   chevyv
    Quote from aehart
    no she did not just ask how to turn a stethoscope on....

    OMG!!! I just had the best laugh of the day :chuckle
  4. by   txnursingqt
    I want more!!!!!!
  5. by   aehart
    Quote from chevyv
    OMG!!! I just had the best laugh of the day :chuckle
    yes, she did ask that to witch the professor said, "oh, you didn't bring your batteries?"

    "oh, no, i didn't."

    i'm not quite sure how some people get into the program...hahaha
  6. by   StudentNurseAndi
    No she didn't... just give a bed bath with mouthwash instead of soap
    ( A girl did this first semester during our LTC rotation)
  7. by   lemonaidangel
    No she did not just ask, " But isn't a perineum a kind of flower?"

    (This from a girl in my medical terminology class 4 years ago.)
  8. by   StudentNurseAndi
    Bump!
  9. by   Melinurse
    No she did not just pull out an NG tube instead of d/c the foley!!! :chuckle

    No she did not just ask what a foley drains. ( same student in 3rd semester )

    No she did not just ask if she could replace the NG she just pulled! :chuckle



  10. by   Melinurse
    Quote from Melinurse
    No she did not just pull out an NG tube instead of d/c the foley!!! :chuckle

    No she did not just ask what a foley drains. ( same student in 3rd semester )

    No she did not just ask if she could replace the NG she just pulled! :chuckle


    BTW, this was a fellow student who was watching my patient while myself and 2 other classmates took our lunch break.
  11. by   lemonaidangel
    I hope she got into some sort of trouble for that stunt?
  12. by   Melinurse
    Quote from lemonaidangel
    I hope she got into some sort of trouble for that stunt?
    She did. We were supposed to get the instructor to watch us do anything we had not done before or a floor nurse.
  13. by   ad_lpn09
    this is great!! Okay so here's mine- it came up during report before clinicals a few weeks ago....

    Oh no she didn't think the term 'texas cath' meant her patient had a large...uh, 'member'

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