No She/he Did Not!!! - page 19

New fun thread. Please finish the sentence: NO she/he did not: Mine: NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf... Read More

  1. by   squeakykitty
    This is a great thread! Keep the stories coming please!!
  2. by   RNDreamer
    bumping it up! :spin:
  3. by   Triple A's
    No she did'nt tell the professor that when we start clinicals she would like to be able to wear elbow length gloves (which she already has at home), protective eye wear and a vicks stick in her nose when she has to do a bed bath or handle poop, because she cannot stand the site of feces.

    Same student ask, how long in our nursing career do we have to worry about wiping patients butt?
    Professor answered, for you not too long...... because I don't think you'll make it
  4. by   casi
    Quote from NCINDASUN
    No she didn't...

    When it was time to go, I asked the instructor what I should do about my care plan homework for the night. She told me I still needed to do one, so make believe the woman had lived!
    Nursing Diagnosis: Ineffective tissue perfusion related to reduced arterial blood flow secondary to cardiac arrest.
  5. by   stiltarget
    no she did not, ask her clinical instuctor "should i get a pulse ox reading and document it" after the arrest was prenounced...
  6. by   momtojosh
    no she did not ask if you can put a tampon in your urethra to stop vaginal bleeding,"seeing they are so close"........................
  7. by   WanaBaNurse
    No she didn't....

    Met with her completely alert and orientated patient at the nursing home in the a.m. to do vitals, just to turn around in the afternoon to check vitals again and comming running out to the charge nurse to let her know her alert patient was now disoirentated and laying in bed unable to speak.

    The charge nurse went into the room with the girl and started to laugh. Guess she didn't realize that her "patient" had a roommate. The nurse tried to make her feel better and say that they do look alike...lol, maybe she'll check the wristband in the future!!

    I make's it that much better b/c this is the one in the group that feels she knows everything, claims she is already a nurse, and always corrects the teacher.....this is only our 5th week in the program....lol....classic!
  8. by   Shenanigans
    NO! She did not just ask what "crackles" were in a 3rd year nursing paper!!!
  9. by   Sillynicunurse
    Oh no she didn't just take an oral temp with the red rectal probe and then catch attitude because I was laughing when I pointed out what the red probe was used for once we were out in the hallway. Some fellow classmates just don't have a sense of humor.
  10. by   Thedreamer
    These actually happened..

    NO SHE DID NOT:

    - give potassium.. and then not chart it.. and then take the MAR with her to lunch.. and THEN refuse to go back up and make sure the patient wasnt getting double dosed until she finished LUNCH.

    - ask the instructor if nurses had to clean sh*t. (this was the same girl as above)

    - actually pass the nursing program without getting kicked out. (same girl as above)

    - refuse to do a straight cath on a patient she had neglected for 5 hours whos bladder was so distended it was easily palpable.

    - call the director of nursing an old fat hag who needed to "check herself" (this was the above mentioned girls friend another class act)

    OH NO HE DIDNT:

    - stalk me for weeks while in the same nursing program as me.

    - stand outside my car with my door open blocking me from leaving campus for 45minutes



    I had fun in nursing school... hence my RN programs gonna be done on excelsior lol.
  11. by   SMS80
    No he did not continue to call RBC's "RBG's" for the entire 1 1/2 hour lecture and then proceed to tell us that immunocompetence is a compromised immune system!

    Thank God I passed the test with no help from this instructor...
  12. by   squeakykitty
    Quote from momtojosh
    no she did not ask if you can put a tampon in your urethra to stop vaginal bleeding,"seeing they are so close"........................
    I thought an anatomy class was a prerequisite to get into any nursing program. I wonder how she did in that class?
  13. by   ann945n
    No she did not tell the patient to open her mouth and state "now this will hurt"
    (yeah I was the patient and I just died laughing right in front of her, dont think she was too happy, but come on really! think Im going to open up now?)
    (dental xray)

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