No She/he Did Not!!! - page 18

New fun thread. Please finish the sentence: NO she/he did not: Mine: NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf... Read More

  1. by   Eirene
    Quote from alitia m
    no she did not describe the purulent drainage as "*****" in her nursing notes.... :chuckle
    omg, i did this my first quarter. i also described the colostomy contents as "mushy with corn."

    thank goodness it was my 2nd week as a ns and had a hilarious instructor!
  2. by   AgataRN
    No he did not just waste half of our lecture time arguing with the class that a high pH means acidic....

  3. by   sbg23
    No she did not...

    -leave a MRSA contaminated room and put her contaminated scissors on the table in the meeting room.

    -offer a blind patient a newspaper
  4. by   akspudus
    No she did not try to interrupt and persuade the professor during lecture that her breast augmentation surgery was palliative surgery...that it cured her inability to get a "good" boyfriend.

    Only in Miami...lol
  5. by   ohmeowzer RN
    no she did not

    tell me she didn't mind not using gloves to clean a pt , the feeling of poop didn't bother her...
    this was a nursing student.. needless to say i told her instructor..
  6. by   Eirene
    Quote from akspudus
    no she did not try to interrupt and persuade the professor during lecture that her breast augmentation surgery was palliative surgery...that it cured her inability to get a "good" boyfriend.

    only in miami...lol
    that is hilarious! thanks for the laugh!
  7. by   Nurse_Diane
    Quote from kizzykatlove
    no she did not

    tell me she didn't mind not using gloves to clean a pt , the feeling of poop didn't bother her...
    this was a nursing student.. needless to say i told her instructor..
    SICK!!
  8. by   akspudus
    Can't believe this thread isn't more active. Thought I would bump it towards the top... lets see how many more stories we can get to entertain our sick and twisted nursing humor.

    akspudus
  9. by   pug540
    Geez. these just keep getting better!
  10. by   Chantilly
    No she didn't!!!! I was coaching a 17 year old through natural labor who kept on putting her hand in her butt to see if she had pooped and then reached toward my face during a contraction. EWWW!!!! I've never moved so fast in my life. To make matters worse she kept on doing this everytime she had a contraction she came out with a surprise a few times then proceeded to touch her own face!!
  11. by   APBT mom
    No she didn't start telling the clinical instructor that one of the other students wanted to insert a coude catheter when the other student was doubling checking that we weren't allowed to insert them and laughed when the instructor gave the other student "the look". She then got mad when she was confronted and stomped off like a child refusing to ever joke with us again when we pointed out that she could have gotten kicked out of the program for it.

    No she didn't ask the six post partum patient when the baby was due after doing her assessment and the patient stating that the baby didn't make it.

    No she didn't straight cath a patient three times in the clitoris even after two other people told her where to insert it and the patient finally told her it was hurting.
  12. by   BoonersmomRN
    I graduated a few weesk ago but my most memorable overheard moment was because I had the pt in the next bed was on the LAST day of clinicals ever.

    No He/She did NOT just task the HIV+ client if they had AIDS and when answered no stated " Oh so far so good huh?".


    Poor old man actually was nice about it. I was mortified
  13. by   Toey
    No she didn't just run up to me to ask me what telepathy was...

    I held a straight face, walked my fellow student over to the telemetry monitors, pointed at them and said " So, your patient can read minds?"

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