Memo To All Students

  1. Memo to all students: In order to assure the highest levels
    of quality work and productivity from students, it will be
    our policy to keep all students well taught through our
    program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
    We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other
    schools.
    If you feel that you do not receive your share of
    S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will
    immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our
    lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the
    S.H.I.T. you can handle.
    Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
    others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
    LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
    For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
    RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
    emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING; SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)

    Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
    (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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  2. 21 Comments

  3. by   Motivated, SN
    I love it!!!
  4. by   Gator,SN
    Didn't you hear...?? I got an A+ in S.H.I.T.
  5. by   emily_mom
    I am queen of S.H.I.T.!!!

    Kristy
  6. by   RNIAM
    LOL that is so funny.i have this terrible urg to pin this up on our bb at school...I am so bad!
  7. by   Peeps Mcarthur
    Oh........S.H.I.T.!:roll

    I especially like the developmental program acronym.

    That expresses the look of angst perfectly.
  8. by   ava'smomRN
    FUNNY
  9. by   studentNY
    Thanks for the laugh !!!
  10. by   Nurse-o-Matic
    Hmmmm.....Wonder how much S.H.I.T. I'd be in if I posted this in the nursing center???
  11. by   shel_wny
    Haha! That's great!
  12. by   fnimat1
    LOLOLOL....now that was funny.


    Fatima
  13. by   Altra
    StudentNY gets a gold star for resurrecting this one ...
  14. by   Achoo!
    Oh I so needed that! LOL

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