Chain Of Command

  1. A Professor :-
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a locomotive
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water
    Gives policy to God.

    A Senior Consultant :-
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a shunting engine
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water if the sea is calm
    Talks with God.

    A Consultant :-
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
    Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine
    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
    Talks with God if special request is approved.

    A Senior Registrar :-
    Barely clears a pre-fabricated hut
    Loses a tug of war with a locomotive
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Swims well
    Is occasionally addressed by God.

    A Registrar :-
    Makes high marks on a wall when trying to clear tall buildings
    Is run over by a locomotive
    Can sometimes handle a gun without injuring himself
    Doggy paddles
    Talks to animals.

    An SHO :-
    Runs into buildings
    Recognises locomotives two times out of three
    Is not issued amunition
    Can stay afloat with a life jacket
    Talks to walls.

    An HO :-
    Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
    Says 'look at the choo-choo'
    Wets himself with a water pistol
    Plays in mud puddles
    Mumbles to himself.

    A Nurse :-
    Lifts buildings and walks under them
    Picks locomotives off the track
    Catches speeding bullets in teeth
    Freezes water with a single glance
    She is God.
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