Certificate of Upgrade

  1. Certificate of Upgrade
    to
    Complete A**hole
    Is awarded to

    _____________________________________

    In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind.

    To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete *******, gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status,

    JUST BE YOURSELF!



    Dated this_______day of______________in the year of_________
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