What's the dumbest remark you've heard yourself make...

Can't think of anything I've said right now but how many of you knock on every door before you open it.....even the galley, the utility room, the supply closet etc!!! I always feel so stupid when I knock on the door of the break room before opening it to a room full of lunching staff all laughing at me!!!! DUH!

HIPPA would be so proud of me I give EVERYONE and EVERYTHING full privacy!

Working in a clinic, I went to call the patient's name and instead yelled out the pizza place who sent him in (w/c).

Hey, Domino's

A doctor with an oriental accent...

I Was Assessing A Coworker Who Was Having Stroke Type Symptoms. His Bp Was Sky High, He C/o The Worst Headache He Ever Had And Said He Was Having Trouble Remembering. So.... " What Is It That You Can't Remember?" Yeha!!

I work hospice, and in staff meeting we all sign sympathy cards for the families of deceased patients. I think it was one of my first staff meetings. Anyway, after signing something like the 6th card that day, I turned to a coworker and said very seriously "Man....why are they all dying?" She looked at me and said "Um......it's hospice....." then she said "Here's your sign!" We all did have a good, morbid laugh over that one.