What's the dumbest remark you've heard yourself make...

Yeah, we learnt real quick not to use the q word. And we jump all over anybody else who does.

I posted this in another thread but it's worth repeating....I answered the phone one night "XYZ unit, this is Tina." But Tina isn't MY name, it's the name of the nurse who was in there with me." Nice.

Recvering a patient waking from surgery "Bill, WAKE up Bill. Bill!! Open your eyes for me!!"
Finally the poor guy looks up at me and asks"Are you talking to me? My names John."
Duh.

One of our MDAs instead of saying he's GOT the gas to do a quick EUA case said "I have gas." Needless to say we all took that statement and ran with it. Two days later that MDA received a bottle of Beano with a little red bow on top of it.