You've got a what up/in your what??? - page 7

OK, Mario's thread about cheese, and Zhakrin's coke bottle post made me think up this one for fun. We've all had them, or heard about them. What is the most interesting thing you have had a person... Read More

  1. by   RN~in~CT
    I admited a guy with a diagnosis of "penile trauma."

    Turns out he was vacuuming, and his penis "accidentally" slipped into the vacuum nozzle!

    :roll
  2. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Originally posted by RN~in~CT
    I admited a guy with a diagnosis of "penile trauma."

    Turns out he was vacuuming, and his penis "accidentally" slipped into the vacuum nozzle!

    :roll
    They say that the majority of "accidents" occur at home ...
  3. by   lateblumer
    Mine isn't about work but its still funny.

    My 3 year old was playing with a toy. All of a sudden she sprang up and said "i have a button up my nose". Well we all looked, even got a flashlight out, had her open up her mouth, the whole nine yards, yet we could find no button. Since no one could find a button and she was having NO difficulty breathing we let it go.

    Over the next couple of weeks, she would , just out of the blue, say, "ive got a button up my nose". We would all look, find nothing up there, and let it go.

    One morning she said it, so I called her ped. He said bring her in. So I did.

    After doing a thorough eye, ears, nose and throat check-up, he found nothing. Not wanting to leave anything out, he sent us for an x-ray. Now, we go over to the hospital to have an x-ray, and as we are in the waiting room , my child starts to pick her nose. Being embarassed as moms can get, I handed her a tissue. She promptly planted a booger into it and said, "I have a button in my nose."
  4. by   grneyes676
    We had a urology pt last year that had to have an antenna (sp?), like the telescoping metal kind on a remote control for a car or something like that removed from his penis.....for the second time!!

    *edited to add.....*

    I forgot about this story....just a story I heard so don't know how true it is..but some guy met a girl at the bar, the went back to her place, he was "realllllly drunk" and she was "realllly wild. supposedly he does not remember much and a couple days after his wild encounter he had abd pain...came into the ER, he had a dildo in his transverse colon.....
    Last edit by grneyes676 on Sep 13, '03
  5. by   sassyr
    When working at the hospital we had a man one time who had a shampoo bottle up his butt. Said he slipped in the shower! Uh huh! sassyr
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    Kids do put some of the damnedest things up their noses. My younger daughter (now 18) AND my younger son (now 12) both had a fixation on this when they were little........Melanie kept stuffing bits of paper up her nose, and once she even managed to push a dime in there! Thank God for pepper, all I had to do was make her sniff the top of the shaker and KA-BOOM, out flew the foreign object.

    Ben was another story---same obsession, different objects, including pieces of cat food, pebbles, and even part of a jade leaf (that was so far up there I had to remove it with forceps and a flashlight!) I never did get why those two kids did that, it must've been terribly uncomfortable, and they were always glad when I got whatever they'd put up there OUT......but they'd go through the whole performance all over again a couple of days later if I didn't watch them every waking minute. I never did have to take either one to the doctor to have things extracted, as a friend of mine did when her three-year-old bit the eraser off a pencil and stuck it up the BABY'S nose........but I was sure happy when they stopped doing that stuff!!
  7. by   Dixen81
    Originally posted by mjlrn97
    Thank God for pepper, all I had to do was make her sniff the top of the shaker and KA-BOOM, out flew the foreign object.


    :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  8. by   askater11
    A gentleman in his 70's with a thermometer stuck up his penis.
  9. by   Browneyedgirl
    One well-known businessman who was caught by his wife with his male lover......Wife quietly slipped out without the men being none the wiser....

    Wife arranged for a *kinky lunch date*** at a local motel. Tied hubby up. Plugged in the curling iron...set to HOT! and inserted and left the room...

    Man had a colostomy bag for the rest of his life and wife got 1/2 of EVERYTHING else.

    Married couple enters ER. husband bent over in pain. Complaining of obstruction. Xrays reveal a whole granny smith apple. :-(

    Lesbian couple enter ER during Fair week. Seems they bought a candied apple and the stick came out and the apple stayed IN!
  10. by   Gldngrl
    Regarding Post #87: See http://www.snopes.com/risque/revenge/curliron.htm
    It's an urban legend in different variations. MMB
  11. by   Browneyedgirl
    uhhh...actually true, I worked at the local newspaper at the time. Heard the call come in over the police scanner.

    The guy passed away last year.

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