Nurses General Nursing
Published Jul 17, 2011
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Hospice Nurse LPN, BSN, RN
1,472 Posts
After my first week of Nursing school and after 50+ years I found out that I have not been washing my hands correctly:eek: Who knew that you need to keep the fingers pointed skyward while washing the fingers working your way down to the wrist and that you only dry one at a time and you do not turn off the faucet with your bare hands! you need to turn off with a clean dry towel!If Mom was still around she would give nursing school a piece of her mind, geez the nerve of them:smokin:
If Mom was still around she would give nursing school a piece of her mind, geez the nerve of them:smokin:
Hey Pace! How's the first week of school been (besides learning you didn't wash your hands correctly)? Me? I'm ready for fall break, but I guess I'll just go read some more patho.
Katie5
1,459 Posts
To understand that you'll need your special glasses that are similar to, but not exactly like the diagram below. This is why the thread is breaking all records for threads of this nature.
Oh ok.
Why are you so mean?? I thought nurses were supposed to be CARING!!!
Bless your heart, you must have misunderstood- that was for a non-nursing field.
diva rn, BSN, RN
963 Posts
HELP!!!! Need Advice!
I am a new hire and yesterday I shot up some heroin!!! and it wasn't even mine, I got it our of our medicine cabinet, I think it was my husbands...I am afraid I will flunk the drug test at work and not get this job!
Does anyone know the half life for heroin??? Should I always wear long sleeves to hide my track marks? and by the way, anyone who does not agree totally with me can GO TO HELL, you are all full of ****!!!!!! and all of you do drugs and are the sons and daughters of flea infested infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrunchRN, ADN, RN
4,530 Posts
HELP!!!! Need Advice!I am a new hire and yesterday I shot up some heroin!!! and it wasn't even mine, I got it our of our medicine cabinet, I think it was my husbands...I am afraid I will flunk the drug test at work and not get this job!Does anyone know the half life for heroin??? Should I always wear long sleeves to hide my track marks? and by the way, anyone who does not agree totally with me can GO TO HELL, you are all full of sh@#!!!!!!! and all of you do drugs and are the sons and daughters of flea infested infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone know the half life for heroin??? Should I always wear long sleeves to hide my track marks? and by the way, anyone who does not agree totally with me can GO TO HELL, you are all full of sh@#!!!!!!! and all of you do drugs and are the sons and daughters of flea infested infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I didn't read the previous 967 pages of this thread, but that is some funny stuff....:smokin:
wooh, BSN, RN
1 Article; 4,383 Posts
and all of you do drugs and are the sons and daughters of flea infested infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I beg your pardon???????? My parents were not flea infested!! It was lice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nursel56
7,078 Posts
We were (I think) but now we must've forgotten what it's like to be a new grad!! Besides we didn't have to learn about evidence-based-practice because it hadn't been invented yet and we were just handmaidens to the doctor! We spent our time giving up our chairs to the Almighty Doctors and walking into walls because we couldn't grasp that evidence of a nasty bruise on our forehead always happened after head vs wall!
Poi Dog
1,134 Posts
Make sure you wear a see-through blouse and make sure you get those "thingies" you put in your bra to make your nipples pointed.
Nipple tassels/tassles?
*scratches head*
HELP!!!! Need Advice!I am a new hire and yesterday I shot up some heroin!!! and it wasn't even mine, I got it our of our medicine cabinet, I think it was my husbands...I am afraid I will flunk the drug test at work and not get this job!Does anyone know the half life for heroin??? Should I always wear long sleeves to hide my track marks? and by the way, anyone who does not agree totally with me can GO TO HELL, you are all full of ****!!!!!! and all of you do drugs and are the sons and daughters of flea infested infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear new hire:
I'm sure you'll be fine. If your drug screen comes back dirty, just explain to them that you would have NEVER shot the heroin if you knew you were getting tested. I'm sure they will understand...what with the severe nursing shortage and all.
Dear new hire:I'm sure you'll be fine. If your drug screen comes back dirty, just explain to them that you would have NEVER shot the heroin if you knew you were getting tested. I'm sure they will understand...what with the severe nursing shortage and all.
WOW, you are right...I didn't think of that! Thank you. I was going to blame it on a poppy seed bagel that I had for breakfast that morning...do you think that would work too?? However, I really shouldn't worry too much, because with this nursing shortage I am sure it is just a matter of time before all of the area hospitals are lining up in my driveway to hire me! I don't know WHY I got so upset...thanks again!
(Maybe I'll go and get just another little "bump" of that horse while I am at it:rolleyes:................)
:hhmth:Heck yea! But save some for me!
WOW, you are right...I didn't think of that! Thank you. I was going to blame it on a poppy seed bagel that I had for breakfast that morning...do you think that would work too?? However, I really shouldn't worry too much, because with this nursing shortage I am sure it is just a matter of time before all of the area hospitals are lining up in my driveway to hire me! I don't know WHY I got so upset...thanks again!(Maybe I'll go and get just another little "bump" of that horse while I am at it:rolleyes:................)
rn/writer, RN
9 Articles; 4,168 Posts
Hey guys, this has been a funny thread, but it needs a time out.
If and when it starts up again, please, remember that Terms of Service still apply.
Let's keep the joking around from getting too trashy. Not everyone will get the drift that this is meant to be humorous and sarcastic. And many non-nurses read this board.
And could we leave the young, thin and beautiful nurses alone for just a little while (I know, I know, you think I'm just trying to protect myself).
Thanks.