you might be a nurse

  1. You Might Be A Nurse If........
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  3. by   prn nurse
    you stopped biting your nails when you realized what might be dried under there!""
  4. by   BrandyBSN
    when in school, you diagnosed yourself with every illness in the book.
  5. by   misti_z
    Very funny

    You've ever run out of linens, syringes, IV fluid, meds, and patience all at the same time
  6. by   misti_z
    You do the "only-27-more-minutes-of-the-shift-from-hell happy dance"
  7. by   misti_z
    You believe air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on this is a bad thing.
  8. by   misti_z
    You believe the more equipment you see on a nurses belt, the newer they are.
  9. by   misti_z
    You believe there is no such thing as a "textbook case"
  10. by   misti_z
    You believe in the underwear theory of charting: Keep your a$$ covered!
  11. by   misti_z
    You own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them!
  12. by   misti_z
    You live for the thrill of always driving in the opposite direction of rush hour traffic.

    You can drink a pot of coffee and still go to sleep in the morning.

    You are willing to beg, borrow, or steal not to work the night daylight savings time goes into effect.

    You want to throttle anyone that states: Night shift must be so boring, all the patients do is sleep


    Okay I'll stop now!!

  13. by   nur20
    Originally posted by BrandyBSN
    when in school, you diagnosed yourself with every illness in the book.
    Guy's these are too funny. Here's few more:You might be a nurse if 1.You have three pens with prescription medications on them 2.you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the restroom. 3.You wolf down a sandwich while emptying your badder. 4.You would beg, borrow and steal not to work the night daylight savings time goes into effect:
    Last edit by nur20 on Sep 24, '01
  14. by   OneChattyNurse
    you can eat lunch and talk about the patient with the foul diarrhea, nasty urine, green sputum...you get the idea!!!

    Shari

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