You know you drink too much coffee when...

  1. * You think CPR stands for; "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

    * Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

    * Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

    * You ski uphill.

    * You've worn out your third pair of nursing shoes
    this week.

    * The doctor needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

    * Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

    * Cocaine is a downer.


    * You answer call lights before the patient's push them.
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