What Are The Most Creative Call-off Excuses You Have Heard?
- 3Sep 23, '13 by bluegeegoo2Ok. Maybe that isn't a fair title. Perhaps some of the excuses are true. But I would like to see what others have been told as far as why someone called off. Here's a few of my favorites:
1. My babysitter is in jail so I can't come in.
2. I burned my hand on some food so I can't work today.
3. I forgot I had to work today, so I stayed up too late and am too tired to come in.
4. My child got stung by a bee (several hours ago) so I don't want to come in.
5. I'm mad at (supervisor) so I'm not working today.
I have used "I'm stressed to death and am taking a "mental health" day today." Yes, I was wrote for an absence, lol. But I was being honest. Anyway, what have you heard?Last edit by Joe V on Sep 25, '13 : Reason: spacing
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- 1Sep 23, '13 by elkparkLast year, my department had someone call in two days in a row because her car wouldn't start -- not call to say she would be late because her car wouldn't start, but call to say that she couldn't come to work that day, period. She might have tried it a third day, but we told her the second day that she needed to do whatever she needed to do, call a taxi, rent a car, whatever, to get in the next day or she would be looking at being out of a job.
Not all that creative, I guess, but ...
- 14Sep 23, '13 by Pepper The CatI know someone who forgot they were working a shift and went away for the weekend. She remembered and called in "sick" from the hotel she was staying at. Too bad call display showed she was in a hotel in Niagara Falls! Busted!
- 7Sep 23, '13 by LibraSunCNMI once heard "my glasses broke" as a request for an emergency vacation day. As a 20 year glasses wearer, I found this excuse pretty thin! I have at least 4 old pairs that, while not perfect, could get me through a shift. Made me stop to think what other lame excuses might work for me if needed!
- 20Sep 23, '13 by Rose_QueenQuote from LilyRoseCNMI don't find this excuse thin at all. As someone who has worn glasses for 23 years, the only time I got new frames was when they no longer fit (started wearing glasses in elementary school). I currently only own one pair of glasses. Every time the prescription gets changed, the old lenses get popped out of the frames and new ones put in. Saves quite a bit of money when you consider how much empty frames can cost! Also, as someone who is legally blind without glasses, I would not be able to work without them- couldn't read the computer screen, couldn't read the medication label, unable to drive, etc.I once heard "my glasses broke" as a request for an emergency vacation day. As a 20 year glasses wearer, I found this excuse pretty thin! I have at least 4 old pairs that, while not perfect, could get me through a shift. Made me stop to think what other lame excuses might work for me if needed!
- 5Sep 23, '13 by LibraSunCNMI absolutely understand there are people who wouldn't be able to work without their glasses--I'm one of them. I didn't really think about someone saving the same pair of frames forever to save money, and who would therefore have no other spares. It just surprised me that someone who depends on their glasses would have NO backup plan if their lone pair was lost or damaged!