Do not even start on this with me...
Most common is "can't you just get him a new (lung, brain, heart, etc), is it too difficult?"
Just bring a few of these pills here, I will take one when I need... what, I do it all the time at home, why not now??
Wash him good, really good. No, with washcloths AND a brush, and get a hard one, don't you see IT IS AWFUL! (patient recovering after Stevens-Johnson, with unsightly pieces of old skin literally shedding all over. Had to be IV sedated for tepid hands-only baths b/o pain).
Can't you just MAKE him walking for just one time for my wedding day? (poor father of bride, upper Ts shattered)
Can't you just kinda replace her bones? I saw it done, there is no reason why you can't! Where? In Harry Potter movie, that's where!
Can't you just make it wider with your finger? (High urethral stenosis)
Can't someone just turn off the electricity here so that your machine would be disabled? (defibrillator pads, family concerned that mom will be in pain if they fire. Vent is running as well).
You should get your hand up there and push the stuff out of him (LPN with X+ years of strict office experience reg. acute small bowel obstruction).