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No. 70
from leslie :-D
Old Jun 24, 2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CanuckStudent View Post
Don't MDs prescribe morphine 'off label' as a respiratory depressant for already compromised terminal patients to hasten death? They will increase the amount if the patient is 'restless'.

Or am I misunderstanding?
Originally Posted by talaxandra View Post
Though usually not explicit, most legal systems have a principle consistent with the Doctrine of Double Effect. You can give a potentially lethal dose of narcotic of your intent is to relieve pain, distress etc, even if death is a foreseeable consequence. You can not give a potentially lethal dose of narcotic to kill someone. even in palliative care the concept is symptom relief. If the intent was speeding up death we would just give potassium.
canuck, read about the double effect doctrine, as mentioned in talaxandra's post.
it is all about intent.
yes, many doctor's will increase morphine dosage for restlessness or any other signs of distress...
with the intent to relieve duress.
and, hastened death is an unintended effect but still happens.

never, never, never is it given w/intent to hasten death.

leslie
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No. 71
from nursej22
Old Jun 24, 2009, 01:10 PM

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So how long and how much meth does it take to get your teeth to look like that?
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No. 72
from Virgo_RN
Old Jun 24, 2009, 02:29 PM

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Don't talk to me. Just because I am sitting behind a desk and wearing scrubs does not mean I know who your Mom is, where her room is, how she's doing, and whether she can have a pain pill. Now shoo!
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No. 73
from Virgo_RN
Old Jun 24, 2009, 02:32 PM

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You see this telephone I'm holding up to my ear? I'm not just chit chatting with my BFF! The person on the other end is the physician for my patient who just went into SVT and is not tolerating it. So please, quit talking to me. I'm busy. I'm sure if it was your Gramma in SVT, you wouldn't be interrupting me while I'm on the phone with the doctor. Please show the same courtesy to others.
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No. 74
from Virgo_RN
Old Jun 24, 2009, 02:33 PM

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If just one more relative asks me what time the stress test is tomorrow, my head is going to explode.
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No. 75
from Ruby Vee
Old Jun 24, 2009, 02:53 PM
Updated Jun 25, 2009 at 02:00 PM by VivaLasViejas

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"Oh, it's nice to meet you. It is so great that you took time out of your busy schedule of selling drugs on the street corner to come in and visit Grandpa. No, Grandpa's roommate DOESN'T need "a little something to take the edge off." Nor does Grandpa."

"That's sterile saline, Ma'am. It's what we use to do your husband's trach care. I rather count on it being sterile, and if you're drinking from the bottle it is decidedly NOT sterile anymore. No wonder his trach has all that lovely green drainage! And if you didn't like the taste of it the FIRST time, why did you drink from the bottle again today? And why did you lie to me when I asked you about it after WATCHING you drink from the bottle?"

"No, sir. I cannot keep your baby mamma from visiting while I let "all your (rhymes with witches)" in to cough up your "share of they money." And does your wife know about all of this? She seems like a fairly nice lady."

"Well, sir, I think it's extremely intersting that your wife keeps the remote in her vagina so you can't watch TV when she's not around. And I agree that she doesn't need it in there while she's in the hospital, but *I'm* not fishing it out of there!"



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No. 76
from talaxandra
Old Jun 24, 2009, 03:12 PM

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In what universe is it more efficient to come wandering randomly down the hall to ask the first nurse-shaped person you see a question about your relative and their care instead or pressing the buzzer? Oh, you did not want to bother the nurse. But you seem so happy to come bother me... I am not his nurse. I have no idea if he can have a drink/when the doctors willbe by/what the lab result was/if he an go back to bed now. No, I can not find out for you. I have my own patients. Go back to his room and press the buzzer for the nurse who is looking after him.
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No. 77
from talaxandra
Old Jun 24, 2009, 03:15 PM

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Ruby, I loved all your responses but had to say:
Originally Posted by Ruby Vee View Post
"Well, sir, I think it's extremely intersting that your wife keeps the remote in her vagina so you can't watch TV when she's not around. And I agree that she doesn't need it in there while she's in the hospital, but *I'm* not fishing it out of there!"
Ewww!
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No. 78
from travel50
Old Jun 24, 2009, 05:28 PM

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The "tv remote in the vagina" story reminded me of the time a resident's son walked down to find a nurse rather than push the call light. He couldn't find the call light. We had to tell him where his mom kept the call light. He was totally grossed out.
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No. 79
Old Jun 24, 2009, 05:40 PM

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TV remote in vagina?

How utterly Freudian...
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