Re: Things You'd Like To Tell Visitors . . . . and get away with it
I work in psych, so here it goes:
"Yes, your mother's room mate is "crazy". So is everyone else here. This is the PSYCH ward, you nimrod!"
"That poor little soul you are laughing at and showing disdain for has a dementia. SHE doesn't know what she is doing. What's your excuse?"
"I think your dad is just a sad old weary man who is just so very tired of living. You act like an a** to him and make him feel worse. You are an abusive jerk! I think you've got some serious control and personality issues. I dare say we admitted the wrong person to our unit. What's say we send Dad home and leave your sorry butt here with us?"
"Good golly, you're ignorant!"
"No, we haven't any coffee right now and I will not stop and make some at this very moment. I've got one pt trying to elope, one pt stripping, two men trying to beat each other up and one ol' gal trying to eat her styrofoam cup. Coffee is not on the top of my list."
And finally:
"Honey, I'm sooo sorry. Your husband will not get better, he will only get worse. You are lovely people. You break my heart. Let me get my wand. I'll make it go away."
I had a heck of a night!
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