The Ranks in a Hospital.....

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The Ranks in a Hospital

Surgeon:

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound

Is more productive than a train

Is faster than a speeding bullet

Walks on water

Talks with God

Internist:

Leaps short buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a switch engine

Is faster than a speeding BB

Walks on water if the sea is calm

Talks with God if special request is approved

General Practitioner:

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds

Is almost as powerful as a switch engine

Can fire a speeding bullet

Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool

Is occasionally addressed by God

Resident:

Barely clears a picket fence

Loses tug-of-war with a train

Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury

Swims well

Talks with animals

Intern:

Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings

Is run over by a train

Is not issued ammunition

Dog paddles

Talks to walls

Med Student

Runs into buildings

Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times

Wets himself with a water pistol

Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver

Mumbles to himself

Nurse:

Lifts buildings and walks under them

Kicks trains off the track

Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them

Freezes water with a single glance

The Nurse IS God!!!!

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Specializes in LTC/Peds/ICU/PACU/CDI.

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Specializes in CVOR,CNOR,NEURO,TRAUMA,TRANSPLANTS.

Oh I love this

Zoe

That is so good!!!*** :roll :chuckle

oh ma gosh that is hysterical-even our security guys thought it was great!:roll

Me like too! :roll

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

yep. tell CHAP this, will you please?

Specializes in med/surg, cardiac/telemetry, hospice.

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roflmao!

This one will definitely find its way to the bulletin board at work.

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Emailing this one to all nurses i know...

:roll :chuckle I loved it. :chuckle :roll

Specializes in Interventional Pain Mgmt NP; Prior ICU and L/D RN.

:roll I've seen this before, but love reading it each time it surfaces again. Isn't it soooooooooo true!!!:D

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