The Ranks in a Hospital.....

  1. The Ranks in a Hospital

    Surgeon:
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
    Is more productive than a train
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water
    Talks with God

    Internist:
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a switch engine
    Is faster than a speeding BB
    Walks on water if the sea is calm
    Talks with God if special request is approved

    General Practitioner:
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
    Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
    Is occasionally addressed by God

    Resident:
    Barely clears a picket fence
    Loses tug-of-war with a train
    Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
    Swims well
    Talks with animals

    Intern:
    Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
    Is run over by a train
    Is not issued ammunition
    Dog paddles
    Talks to walls

    Med Student
    Runs into buildings
    Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
    Wets himself with a water pistol
    Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
    Mumbles to himself

    Nurse:
    Lifts buildings and walks under them
    Kicks trains off the track
    Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
    Freezes water with a single glance
    The Nurse IS God!!!!
    :chuckle
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   ARBY
    :roll :kiss :chuckle
  4. by   SKM-NURSIEPOOH
    :roll :hatparty:
  5. by   DIPLOMATICRN4HIRE
    Oh I love this
    Zoe
  6. by   Sourdough
    That is so good!!!*** :roll :chuckle
  7. by   RNFROG3
    oh ma gosh that is hysterical-even our security guys thought it was great!:roll
  8. by   TheBrainMusher
    Me like too! :roll
  9. by   SmilingBluEyes
    yep. tell CHAP this, will you please?
  10. by   AHarri66
    :hatparty:

    roflmao!

    This one will definitely find its way to the bulletin board at work.
  11. by   cactus wren

    Emailing this one to all nurses i know...
  12. by   BMS4
    :roll :chuckle I loved it. :chuckle :roll
  13. by   altomga
    :roll I've seen this before, but love reading it each time it surfaces again. Isn't it soooooooooo true!!!
  14. by   donmurray
    LOL! if only!

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