The Ranks in a Hospital.....

  1. The Ranks in a Hospital

    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
    Is more productive than a train
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water
    Talks with God

    Leaps short buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a switch engine
    Is faster than a speeding BB
    Walks on water if the sea is calm
    Talks with God if special request is approved

    General Practitioner:
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
    Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
    Is occasionally addressed by God

    Barely clears a picket fence
    Loses tug-of-war with a train
    Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
    Swims well
    Talks with animals

    Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
    Is run over by a train
    Is not issued ammunition
    Dog paddles
    Talks to walls

    Med Student
    Runs into buildings
    Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
    Wets himself with a water pistol
    Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
    Mumbles to himself

    Lifts buildings and walks under them
    Kicks trains off the track
    Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
    Freezes water with a single glance
    The Nurse IS God!!!!
  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   ARBY
    :roll :kiss :chuckle
    :roll :hatparty:
    Oh I love this
  6. by   Sourdough
    That is so good!!!*** :roll :chuckle
  7. by   RNFROG3
    oh ma gosh that is hysterical-even our security guys thought it was great!:roll
  8. by   TheBrainMusher
    Me like too! :roll
  9. by   SmilingBluEyes
    yep. tell CHAP this, will you please?
  10. by   AHarri66


    This one will definitely find its way to the bulletin board at work.
  11. by   cactus wren

    Emailing this one to all nurses i know...
  12. by   BMS4
    :roll :chuckle I loved it. :chuckle :roll
  13. by   altomga
    :roll I've seen this before, but love reading it each time it surfaces again. Isn't it soooooooooo true!!!
  14. by   donmurray
    LOL! if only!