Nurses General Nursing
Published Jan 9, 2003
RN,@yourCervix
11 Posts
The Ranks in a Hospital
Surgeon:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more productive than a train
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks with God
Internist:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God if special request is approved
General Practitioner:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Is occasionally addressed by God
Resident:
Barely clears a picket fence
Loses tug-of-war with a train
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Swims well
Talks with animals
Intern:
Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by a train
Is not issued ammunition
Dog paddles
Talks to walls
Med Student
Runs into buildings
Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
Wets himself with a water pistol
Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
Mumbles to himself
Nurse:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
The Nurse IS God!!!!
:chuckle
ARBY
85 Posts
:roll :kiss :) :chuckle
SKM-NURSIEPOOH, BSN, RN
669 Posts
:rotfl: :roll
DIPLOMATICRN4HIRE, MSN, RN
501 Posts
Oh I love this
Zoe
Sourdough
36 Posts
That is so good!!!*** :roll :chuckle
RNFROG3, BSN, RN
143 Posts
oh ma gosh that is hysterical-even our security guys thought it was great!:roll
TheBrainMusher
160 Posts
Me like too! :roll
SmilingBluEyes
20,964 Posts
yep. tell CHAP this, will you please?
AHarri66, BSN, RN
144 Posts
roflmao!
This one will definitely find its way to the bulletin board at work.
cactus wren
295 Posts
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Emailing this one to all nurses i know...
BMS4
206 Posts
:roll :chuckle I loved it. :chuckle :roll
altomga, ADN, BSN, MSN, DNP, RN, APRN
459 Posts
:roll I've seen this before, but love reading it each time it surfaces again. Isn't it soooooooooo true!!!