the nurse/porn connection........... - page 3

you'll all be happy to know (since I'm sure none of us take part in pornographic material at all) that nurses are pretty much the most common "professionals" found in porn movies..... at least... Read More

  1. by   NurseDennie
    OMG - that's hilarious! I can see a doc falling for that, but not a nurse! Sheeeesh! The guy probably won a HUGE bet on that deal!

    Love

    Dennie
  2. by   thisnurse
    if the patient was getting turned on by his baths then you guys were doing them wrong. nobody gets turned on by my baths. i used to be gentle when i bathed "down there" but now im more like
    "gimme that damn thing"
    SCRUB SCRUB
    and its over before they even know what happened...lol

    that whole bath thing...especially coming from the wife makes me sick. every time that pig asked me to bathe him id tell him ok...then go get a male nurse. i dunno whats up with that wife. id let her know what i thought of that too.
    (id not be very happy with my husband thats for sure, let alone giggle about it)

    and for you up there that dresses up...im sure thats against the nurse practice act and the nightengale pledge...lol
  3. by   shay
    Originally posted by thisnurse
    if the patient was getting turned on by his baths then you guys were doing them wrong. nobody gets turned on by my baths. i used to be gentle when i bathed "down there" but now im more like
    "gimme that damn thing"
    SCRUB SCRUB
    and its over before they even know what happened...lol
    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll
  4. by   kids
    Originally posted by momrn50
    Don't you just hate it when you're running down the hall to a STAT call and your garter belt falls down???? When you bend over to pull it up, everyone can see your thong...YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!

    And it is so darn hard to bend over let alone run in those 6" heels!
  5. by   Paprikat
    Ewwww, this post reminds me of one of patients (thank God, he left), but he always wanted a "rectal" done, he always begged for us to do it, it was just so gross. He used to make perverted comments to us about how he enjoyed it....ugh, gives me shivers thinking about it even now.....
  6. by   BKPruitt
    Hey, I think you're ALL wrong!

    It's that alluring snap of the rubber gloves as a nurse walks into the room.
  7. by   SOCRATES SOUL
    naughty nurses......hehehehehehehe...... y

    yes! men love the thought, i have found it has been a real turn on for all men when they ask my profession.....nothing wrong with them letting their imaginations run wild, its not as if i am going to act upon any of them with them i prefer they not be patients either!!


    its the leery sleazy ones that i cant stand, the ones that undress you with their eyes as you walk past, the type that think just because you have seen all their naked glory, that you are somewhat aroused by them..........when in fact you find them totally physicaly repulsive!!! and yes, i have unfortunately been subjected to a few inappropriate, insinuating and sexually provocative comments in different situations, and believe you me they learnt quick smart that it wont be tolerated........


    a favourite porn theme is the ol' 'doctors and nurses' , that seems to work a treat for the philliac ones .....
    in fact there was an article in our sunday papers just passed about the increasing incidence of patients falling in love with their doctors, and this was not isolated to psychiatric patients either!

    maybe 'bedside manner' conjures up many erotomaniac images for those that hanker a fetish for all things medical! ..... combined with the tantalising visual array of medical equipment viewed as viable props and implements, well, the skys the limit! :d ......and god knows those gurneys do not offer too much space or comfort, and remember to lock the wheels! nothing like wheeling down the hospital corridors on a gurney in the throes of passion to spice up your day....
  8. by   SOCRATES SOUL
    ......then again maybe they all just want to see us get on down and into some serious ky jelly wrestling! :d

    think of the wonderful stage names you could have......

    betty bedpan.....nadia needle.....eleanor enema.......tania toomey.......penny pethidine.......lisa lavage.......cathy catheter......fanny foley.......chris cannula........mary morphine.......doris drip......wendy woundcare.......hilary hartmans......suzy saline........stacy sutures.......madeline medications.......randy rectal.......virginia varocies........getrude gastroscope.........helen haematemesis.........olga oedema........iris impaction.........debbie diabetes..........sally spongebath.........the possibilities are endless! :d

    hehehehehehe good old aussie larakin humour, cant beat it! :kiss
  9. by   thisnurse
    iris impaction....lmao

    had a pt who liked to be straight cathed. of course it was ordered prn (for his pleasure)
    had to have my instructor come in with me.
    she was the horrible instructor from hell and she had me so unnerved i couldnt even rember how to put on gloves...lol
    she made me change the kit 4 times cos i kept breaking sterile field, (one end would touch another sterile end...sterile touching sterile but she made me start over anyway cos she was fun like that)
    so i am trying to get the cath in and this goof is pushing it out. maybe it was some kind of rape scene in his mind or something. i never realized the tubing could be pushed back out. well i couldnt get it.
    she lost her patience and said "give it to me"
    she rammed that tube down there HARD
    when she hit the bladder urine sprayed up in the air like a fountain. i stood back but she got it all over her ugly nasty head.
    i didnt laugh but my eyes danced with amusement.
    two birds with one stone....revenge AND the end of the straight cath game.
  10. by   ChristenLPN
    Aussie, you are truly hilarious and creative, and thisnurse, what a delicious memory that must be! I had my own instructor from hell, and a memory like that would definitely go down forever in my mental photo album!

    I'm thinking that maybe this whole nurse/porn connection stems from 2 things. One, nurses were originally prostitutes, not out of a desire to more appropriately serve the public (their original clients having zero complaints about their line of work) but because nursing always has involved handling and caring for private parts, and since no nice family wanted their virgin daughter sullied by such work, why not utilize the ladies who had already seen it all? Likewise, no self-respecting husband would permit his demure wife to touch another man's anatomy. About the time of the War Between the States, this feeling had relaxed somewhat, and wives of soldiers were permitted to be nurses to the wounded, but no unmarried woman was. Widows or matrons were preferred. Also, in its infancy (and even as recently as 30 or so years ago), nurses were seen as-and expected to be- very subservient. We had no protocols that permitted using our own judgement, intelligence, or training- we followed the Dr around waiting for orders (Yes, Doctor, No, Doctor, Thank you Doctor, Sir)and when he wanted to sit we gave him our chair. (This was also an era in which ladies did not leave the house without makeup and hair done, and of course those dresses, hose and heels were mandatory.) A lot of male fantasies revolve around this kind of subservience, and the role of nurses just gave it a clear, real-life view, no imagination required! It just goes to show that porn really needs to try to keep up with the changing times, because all of us here know that what nurses are today are overworked, loaded with varicose veins, always running, dressed in anything but sexy dresses at work, we have so little one-on-one patient time anymore, and we're much less impressed with the almighty (male) physician authority figure than we used to be.
    JMHO.
  11. by   Carer
    I have a reply about this subject, and also the looks I have been given by guys when in my uniform.

    When I was working I used to finish early in the afternoon, when I finished work. I used to go into town. ESP in the summer when it was hot I was wearing no coat. And the looks I got from guys cause I was in a Nurses uniform. They look at you and you KNOW what they were thinking. It was THAT look that they gave you.
    I USED to hate that. They don't think of you as a Nurse but a SEX TOY. For them.

    I hate it when I am looked on like that. They dont THINK that YOU have a JOB to do. They just use it as a nice SEXUAL FANTASY.

    AND I SO HATE THAT.

    I think that it goes back to the Strippers, they use the Uniform as a SEXY WORK SUIT.
    But I am sorry it is SO not like that, They have NO IDEA of our job and what it involves. They only see the GOOD bits. We take the BAD with the GOOD.

    Cause of the SEXY STRIP image. That is why Female Nurses Get leered AT.

    I feel that we should put the strippers in our place for a WHILE and SEE how they really like the Job. I think not. Besides the money they get is way more then Nursing, HA WOULD THEY STAY. HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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