The New, Improved Battery-Operated Allnurse (Thanks to Heather) - page 2

OK, everybody, I'm going psycho again! I've had this one floating around in the back of my head ever since OBNurseHeather mentioned nurses with batteries! To achieve that noble end, I'm unveiling:... Read More

  1. by   hoolahan
    Can they make a food tech model? One who will serve the trays, feed the pt's, perform heimich prn, suction if needed, and pick up the trays when done??

    Also, you must add Kwell to the powerwash option!

    And how about some automated answers to the visitors/family..
    "Absolutely, I'll get that coffee for you right away."

    Oh, and how can I forget, the digital disimpactor?

    You're too much Jeanie!!!!
  2. by   Fgr8Out
    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!

    :imbar

    Peace
  3. by   night owl
    This sounds too good to be true! Does it come with a warranty???
    Wouldn't want it to break down after a coupla patients!!!!! God forbid.........
  4. by   Jenny P
    Wonderful idea, but would just 4 batteries be enough to keep it working (especially for the Vegas model!)?????
  5. by   live4today
    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    Is there an equine version?
    Got a better version for ya Vegas! I can provide you with a CLYSDALE babygirl! :chuckle :kiss
  6. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by cheerfuldoer
    Got a better version for ya Vegas! I can provide you with a CLYSDALE babygirl! :chuckle :kiss
    "Here comes the KING, here's comes the Bud here comes the BIG number one! Budweiser beer..."
  7. by   live4today
    OOPS!!! I think I left the "E" out of Clysdale, didn't I??? Anyhoo.....it might be missing the "E", but it sure aint missin' the main ingredient........much too big to miss! :chuckle :kiss
  8. by   Cascadians
    Yes! Hilarious OK, we each want a customized model that looks like us (glorified after plastic surgery "upgrade") so we can send it off to work in our stead ...
  9. by   RNIAM
    Don't forget the mangerial version, one that can sit and push paper all day. making policies and able to handle a JACHO inspection all while meeting with troops telling them how with the current setback raises are unable to be provided..:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :roll
  10. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by RNIAM
    Don't forget the mangerial version, one that can sit and push paper all day. making policies and able to handle a JACHO inspection all while meeting with troops telling them how with the current setback raises are unable to be provided..:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :roll
    This model will be cheaper as it doesn't require any of the fancy upgrades below the level of the big fat a** they are always sitting on!

    Heather
  11. by   teeituptom
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heat of texas

    Batteries,hmmmmmm
    I can see some interesting things developeing here
  12. by   nursedawn67
    Does it have psychic capabilities? Because I know a great many patient that thinks we should just "know" they need pain meds, antacids and a great many other things!
  13. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Oh man my mind went STRAIGHT to the gutter reading the "battery operated" title. Glad to see I was not far from wrong. You guys are an absolute HOOT! I wish, oh do I WISH I could work w/ you IRL! You guys make this place such fun!:roll :roll

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