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Patient was having burning with urination. Discovered her contraceptive ring had been somehow inserted in her URETHRA. All of us were scratching our heads on that one. Had to have been some lube involved somewhere, surely.
You just reminded me of one. Pt presents with complaint of "my vagina is closed shut", we all look at each other with that knowing "Maybe this isn't a bad thing and maybe we should found out how to make this a thing"
Of course we didn't think it actually closed shut
So patients story was that her and her boyfriend went to have sex and it was too painful and they couldn't do it because her vagina had closed shut. Stated it was fine two days prior. So set up the bed and all that for the exam.
Doc goes into the room with a standby and wouldn't you know that the patients vagina had ACTUALLY BEEN *CLOSED* SHUT!!! She left out that she had a colposcopy that morning. (would be surprised she even was trying to have sex but nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to that) Turns out that used a ton of betadine and the patient never cleaned after or they didn't.
End result was that the betadine was so tacky and there was so much of it that the opening to her vagina had literally been stuck together.