Racism in nursing - page 3

Just kidding! :devil: I couldn't help it. We haven't had a good beat a dead horse topic around here in awhile... I miss the controversy.... Read More

  1. by   Gomer
    All OUTIES unite!!! We may be the minority, however, we are much smarter, prettier, and richer than those lint-loving innies.

    I say hire, promote, gave raises to...OUTIES only as we are the true saviors of society!!!

    No put that in your innie-holes!!
  2. by   recnurse1
    OK... watch it now.... my innie is were I keep my breath mints.... you wouldn't want me to come to work without THEM, now , wouldya ???:chuckle
  3. by   RNinICU
    Originally posted by Gomer
    All OUTIES unite!!! We may be the minority, however, we are much smarter, prettier, and richer than those lint-loving innies.

    I say hire, promote, gave raises to...OUTIES only as we are the true saviors of society!!!

    No put that in your innie-holes!!
    Gomer, you have inspired me. As of this day, I swear I will no longer hide my outie with a one piece bathing suit. I will be proud of the fact that I have a protruding navel, and will let the world know that I HAVE AN OUTIE!!!!! I agree the innies have made us feel inferior, but I will never let that happen again. Thank you for your inspiration.
  4. by   LasVegasRN
    Submissive outties ---> <--- Dominant super great innies
  5. by   JonRN
    I just read a thing where an INNIE could open a beer bottle with his INNIE!!!!!!!! How many of you OUTIES can do that????????

    So there, stick your OUTIE where the sun doesn't shine!!!

    Pappy proud supporter of the INNIE Liberation Society (ILS)
  6. by   rncountry
    After the day I've had I really needed this! THANKS! :roll
  7. by   LasVegasRN
    Ahhh, see here's one of our new male martian nurses down in radiology. Mmmmm... I think I need a CAT scan... meow...

  8. by   JonRN
    What? No bulge? I thought you were an experienced crotch watcher Vegas. Back in the Disco Days (or Daze whichever you prefer) we had an unconscious guy come to the ER with a sausage taped to his leg.

    Pappy
  9. by   rebelwaclause
    Yes...Yes..."Ragging in Nursing" has been on he uprise. Just recently, a nurse in my department started ragging on and on about the awful smells that she deals with on a day-to-day basis, and that someone should make a scent strong enough to mask that "hospital" smell.
  10. by   rebelwaclause
    And...Don't forget outtie people write funny. Something about the navel being in the way during those formative years of writing, and they had to learn to compensate for the dang thing in the way.


    (Don't believe a word I say!....hahahahaha)
  11. by   SharonH, RN
    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    Ahhh, see here's one of our new male martian nurses down in radiology. Mmmmm... I think I need a CAT scan... meow...


    I love the Justice League!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. by   nurs4kids
    Never fear outie-men...
    My sole purpose in life has been to find a man with a 8" outie to plug into my very small innie...
    there MUST be one out there???


    You guys are sick!! Las vegas..you DO need a life..
    but then if you got one, what would the rest of us do??? :P
  13. by   live4today


    The Chihuahua says to the Rat........."Just because your more popular around these parts than me doesn't mean that I can't take you out, ya little ratty-tat-rat! Just ask the people in New York....they'll tell ya!" :chuckle :roll :chuckle

    (Just teasin' New Yorkers......just teasin'...) :blushkiss
    Last edit by live4today on Oct 4, '02

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