Perfect Excuses To Give Your Boss When You Don't Want To Go To Work!

  1. i received this in an email this morning. couldn't resist sharing it here!:chuckle

    a woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

    "what's the matter?" ask her boss

    "i have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
    voice.

    "what the hell is anal glaucoma?" ask her boss

    "i can't see my arse coming into work today."
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  3. by   MsLpn02
    Quote from cheerfuldoer
    i received this in an email this morning. couldn't resist sharing it here!:chuckle

    a woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

    "what's the matter?" ask her boss

    "i have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
    voice.

    "what the hell is anal glaucoma?" ask her boss

    "i can't see my arse coming into work today."
    that is too funny. i wish i could have used that excuse when my boss came to my front door a few days ago asking me would i work the 11-7 shift for her
  4. by   live4today
    Quote from MsLpn02
    That is too funny. I wish i could have used that excuse when my boss came to my front door a few days ago asking me would I work the 11-7 shift for her
    Your boss came to your front door???????? What nerve! That's not allowed, is it? Does that happen often? Do you permit her to do that? Wow!
  5. by   LindseyLou2222
    lol, too funny... :chuckle

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