Nurses General Nursing
Published Jan 24, 2013
This is just a pet peeve rant post. But why do some people who should have a basic education on this call it "oxygen stats/ staturations". Drives me crazy. Ive seen people write it and say it. Its sat!!! Saturation!
Ok end rant.
BrandonLPN, LPN
3,358 Posts
I hate to be the one to say this... it's suprapubic, all one word. Likewise, it's also postoperative and intra(anything). Thankyouverymuch. :)
DanaMSN, MSN
17 Posts
Just heard this at the pharmacy....."can someone help me find the blood pressure cups". Hmmmm. I'd like to see one of those too.
nurseprnRN, BSN, RN
1 Article; 5,115 Posts
Ah.... busted. But sometimes it's as hard to teach things as it is to learn them. :)
AngelfireRN, MSN, RN, APRN
2 Articles; 1,291 Posts
Oh, geez...
Rotary Cup
Atenonol
Listen-pril
Simvastin
Torpul (Toprol)
Cur-doo (K-Dur)
High blood (pressure or sugar)
Low blood (anemia)
I could go on for days!
As long as we're being linguistically nit picky, "au" technically means "to the" in French. It's a contraction of a+le. The French word for "with" is "avec". For some reason in French the preposition "to" is often used where in English we would use "with". For example, "the man with a hat" is "l'homme au chapeau" and not "l'homme avec un chapeau". Languages are funny that way. It's really kind of interesting.
workingharder
308 Posts
Personally, if I can string six words together into a coherent sentence at 0600 I feel I've accomplished something.
Also, whenever I hear the phrase "hot water heater", I always ask, why?
samjales
1 Post
The one that really drives me crazy is "Oldtimers Disease"
hecallsmeDuchess
346 Posts
How about 'testes' instead of tests, as in "how many testes is my father going to get today?" I'm always tempted to say "two, same as he came in with.";)
sapphire18
1,082 Posts
How about 'testes' instead of tests as in "how many testes is my father going to get today?" I'm always tempted to say "two, same as he came in with.";)[/quote']Hahahaha!ICU unit...ATM machine is the worst bc they put it on signs everywhere!"verygross" veins and "oldtimers" disease actually make sense! LolAnd someone correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "dilitation" actually what they say in England?
Hahahaha!
ICU unit...ATM machine is the worst bc they put it on signs everywhere!
"verygross" veins and "oldtimers" disease actually make sense! Lol
And someone correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "dilitation" actually what they say in England?
Sweeshynurse
11 Posts
I literally laughed out loud with that one!!! LOL:laugh:
SaoirseRN
650 Posts
I was doing narc counts with two different nurses recently who both said fentalyn instead of fentanyl.
I also work with a nurse who always says "continent" when speaking of long-acting narcs, ie, hydromorph continent instead of Hydromorph Contin.
I literally LOL'd with this one!!!!