Nurse or ninja?

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As a nightshift nurse required to wear black scrubs to my work, my 3 year old whispered to me this morning when I got home, "mom, you're a ninja aren't you? What's your secret ninja skill? Mine is hiding". I was about to laugh it off. But then decided, he's right, nurses are ninjas.

I have many examples. Such as, moving stealth in my patients room to switch out the clindamycin. After all, he waited 15 hours in the waiting room, if i can let him appreciate 10 minutes sleep without me fumbling, why not?

Highly aware of surroundings. Well, you gotta be in a level 1 trauma. Between the guns people might be hiding, to the pt that was here for a nosebleed. "Oh wait, grab the crash cart!"

Multi-tasking. You want to see someone line/lab 10 people in a hour, hold c spine and run with a bed pan to that kayexalate patient at super speed? You know you do it and you've seen others as well.

Super senses, "yup that's c dif for sure." Don't even need to sent it to the lab, but you do of course.

Flexibility, well you got to get to the top of the bed, but there's 8 million lines in the way and the vent. "Watch this" and manage a funky limbo with a quick turn. Boom!

Gut instinct. Yeah, you know it's there. Just looking at a patient, you can tell when they are two minutes from coding. You prepare ahead and are ready for it! Defib in hand!

Sense of pride and commitment in face of obstacles. We have unreasonable management, unsafe ratios, violence in the workplace. Yet we still go to work with our ninja suits on, hold our head up high and provide awesome care in spite of all this.

So my son is right, we are ninjas. :) So what's your secret ninja skill?

Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.
My ninja skills...

well, one's a skill... I can be in three different places at once... OK, well, so quickly that seems to be that I'm several places at once. Helping with a code when the SVT rolls in... boom, lined/labbed when I hear yelling a few curtains over... pushing meds to chill a trauma, possible cardiac contusion, into the CT suite, out in flash to assist in a conscious sedation... oops, I forgot the intubation and the ultrasound IV starts.

The other... not a skill, really, but I'm known to be able to produce just what tool or supply is needed at a moment's notice.

A true ED nurse....LOL

condom catheters - even as a student I could get them on guys with the "innies" - the nurses had a good time busting my eggs about that!

Specializes in Emergency, Trauma, Critical Care.

It is a very rare day I can't get a foley or NG. If I can't get a foley, the urology resident is usually there for a couple hours attempting to get it. :). Im also pretty good at reading 12 lead EKGs and rhythms. I have argued with a resident who swore it was sinus tach when it was a fib with bursts of svt. Weird one. Cardio confirmed it for us. :)

Specializes in Psych, LTC.

Deescalating an aggressive paranoid schizophrenic with words. I have been told by my MHT's that I am a "crazy whisperer".

Specializes in Critical care.

"Don't go ninja-in nobody that don't need ninja-in." Kung fu Hillbilly.

Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.

I am..... the poop whisperer. Ask any of my co-workers. Kids hasn't pooped in a week? Give 'em to me. I don't even need Miralax, suppositories or Fleets. All I have to do is be too busy to change a diaper and....voila'!

Like ninjas, we deal in secrecy, keep a low profile and learn to keep our emotions in check.

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