Nurse fantasies

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What is your favorite nurse fantasy?? Come on now--get your mind out of the gutter. I mean the ultimate time, place, patient type that you would love to care for? The sky is the limit---there is no health insurance, you have no budget woes, you can chose to work at the bedside or from home on a computer. The hours are yours to do with as you will, the pay is whatever you think is necessary. What would you do?????:balloons:

Here is my ultimate nurse (nursing) fantasy: I want to work 9:30am to 2:30pm m,w,th. I am the nurse who screens the new residents to decide if they can step onto our unit. If they pass the test, they will then have to work with a nurse exclusively for the first 3 months of their medical school training. If they are at a satisfactory level by a nurses standard they can continue on to be a doctor. Our patients on this unit, can have a variety of problems (no cardiac as we don';t like to deal with chest pain)

There will be one nurse for each 2 patients. If one of the patients starts going bad then the other patient will be covered by the residents. (as they can deftly change an occupied bed after a 'humongous' brown alert). We will be able to sit and talk with our patients and if they chose to give us some food for our care--it will come with a pill that blocks all the fat and calories from our size 5 waistlines.

Well I have to leave my fantasy for now--I could tell you all about my real life experience--but I chose to sleep with my fantasy as I have to enter the nonfictional world at 0700 which is now only 6 hours away.

Dream a little dream with me...:kiss

I'm definitely going with the Star Trek theme....and hey...what about that thing in Lost in Space....completely automated medical treatment holographical model complete with defibrillator....there could be a robot that dispenses pills and takes care of the basic needs of the patients. Then we wouldn't need nurses or doctors at all....leaving us free to cruise the Carribean. If there was a problem, the robots could just page us using ESP...lol

I'm going for a "Star Trek" kinda world too, But my fantasy is the "Voyager" series, Imagine being able to turn off the Doc whenever you feel like it!!!And having a doctor that actually WANTS to find out what is actually wrong with a patient instead of just guessing and discharging. Oh heaven, to traverse the stars with "Tom Paris"...... Mmmmmmmm:smokin:

Mario..............

the way coolest idea.........

and i am too old all of you to even know what the voyageur series is'''''''''''''''''

but hey.....

like hologram's and a hologriphic world to help and heal the patient.........

if i was sick.....a hologram is personable enough for me.............

micro and out to the galaxy within...........and out there..........

Someone was sharing the concept of a robot called "Nurse Bot" on another thread last year.....most of us thought the name was insulting because is inferred a machine could do nursing.:(

Mario, I like your idea of the Robo-sitter...it could be suspended over the bed with a force field to prevent the patient from pulling out any lines, while leaving the patient unrestrained just with limited movements possible! The scanner ideas are great...to alert the staff of impending problems..."Warning" Warning" Code Brown in progress in 320-A" Hehehe :)

I like this thread! :):):)

just like to work some where not staffed by monkeys where they respond to being educated in some other manner then flinging feces

P_RN, I'd love to work in your fantasy hospital.

I fantasize of enough time to really spend with your patient, listening to their stories and getting to know them.

An endless supply of pillows and blankets (without snatching from another unit).

More money. Christmas bonuses. Thanksgiving turkeys. Profit sharing. If nurses help reduce length of stay, give the nurse a bonus. Good outcome? Reward the nurse financially. It is done for physicians, why not nurses? We are the ones with the most impact on LOS and outcomes.

allow mto digress. where did you come up with the term "thread"?

my fantasy? to receive all the education that i could ever possibly get so that i could become a writer and have a giant library .... maybe you might think that i'm just dreaming, but as they say dreams do come true

oh, oh, time to get up

Specializes in ICU/CCU (PCCN); Heme/Onc/BMT.

One long held fantasy:

Patients born with functional central lines . . . .

Ted

boy, howdy, could i have used a couple nursebots and those holographic sitters tonight.......yikes what a night.....

but wth.....nursing is so glamorous.......

and i do work with a great team......................

True staffing by acuity. People with no blood pressures on Dopamine and/or levophed would be the 1:1 that they deserve to be. Maximum ratio in ICU 1:2, Tele 1:4 M/S 1:6, OB 1:2, ER 1:3 in acute and 1:4 or 5 in propmt care type setting.

All suits would be required to do a minimum of 1 week per quarter of clinical time on various units and would get the heaviest assignments with the worst families.

All paperwork would be eliminated. We would dictate our notes the way the docs do. Wear a headset even and just talk as you do your assessment, patient teaching, etc.

Doctors, executives, etc. that treat nurses with respect.

100.00 per hour minimum.

All vacation tiem approved.

All supplies and equipment available and in working order.

Managers who remember where they came from and who actually give a damn.

Health benefits when I retire.

THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBER!!!!! STAT!!!!! :D

no charting.......of course it has to be done, but it could be accomplished by voice, camera's other.........

and charting is redundant.....do dr. read what nurses chart......not very likely........

oh, no i have to work today.....and i am recognizable.....

hehehehehehehehehehehe

oh, well

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