We currently have a pt on our unit that is going to win the Most Irritating Pt Award of the Year.
I thought I'd see if anyone else out there had a contender or too- plus, I really need to vent!
we've had this pt for nearly 3 months now. Things have gotten so bad that we've decided that you will have him for 2 shifts max (ie Monday, Tuesday), then someone else will take over. The last time I had him, I swore that one of us was not going to make it out alive if the shift was even 10 minutes longer!
What he does:
He always wants to be where he isn't. If he's in the w/c, he wants to be in bed. If he's in bed, he wants up. If he's in the lounge, he wants to be in the room and so forth.
You can put him to bed, 15 minutes later, he'll ring to get up.
When he rings, he wants you there right away - if you are not there in 1 minute after he rings, he rings again - and again - and again - until you get there. Sometimes, he'll call his wife at home and complain, so then she calls the nsg station and complain. One night he rang for some Tylenol. His nurse was pouring it when another pt got out of bed and fell. We went to take care of that - took about 10 minutes to pick up that pt etc. If the meantime, Problem Pt calls his wife and says "they won't give me my tylenol" so wife calls nsg station.
He is non-compliant. He now has a stage 4 ulcer on his heel because he pulls himself about in the w/c using the heel - we told him to stop when a blister developed, but he ignored us. Now has a stage 4 - and he's diabetic!
If he's up in the w/c and wants something, he'll follow his nurse around until she gives him what he wants - he won't wait even 5 minutes.
At night - if his bell isn't answered in about 1 minute he'll start yelling - because he knows that in order to let the other 30 odd pts on the unit rest, we don't want him screaming.
He swears at us and treats us like crap. I swear my BP rises a good 20 points just by being in the same room with him!
So - as far as we are concerned, he is winning the Most Irritating Pt of the Year award.
Any competition out there??