We have a resident who is generally thought to arrogant, lazy and nasty. Most of our residents are great(no kidding) but this guy is a son of a gun. Anyway, he turned to my coworker and said, "call me a cab". She just gave him a shocked look. Another nurse who is very quick with the verbal comebacks leaned over to him and said, "You're a cab!".
She then grabbed the nurse who was still standing there with a shocked look on her face and pulled her out of the nurses station. :chuckle