Just because I'm in uniform does not make me fair game

  1. I was inspired by another thread in which someone pointed out that men fantasized about nurses. It's beyond irritating to be objectified. Anyway, when I was still in nursing school I worked as a nursing assistant. One early morning, all decked out in my nursing uniform, I was heading for my car when a man who was walking down the street stopped me, using that tiresome "I think I need a nurse, take my pulse" Gee fellah, do you think you're the first moron to come up with this line? Instead of being annoyed, I suddenly got a great idea. So I took his pulse and it was normal. Instead of telling him it was just fine and dandy, I feigned concern and told him he needed to get to his M.D. pronto, because his pulse was "dangerously irregular," and it might be atrial fib (as if he knew what that meant.) Suddenly he turned from a lothario wanna be into a sprinter, rushing off to call his doctor I presume.











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  2. 26 Comments

  3. by   canoehead
    Good one, I will use that.
  4. by   zenman
    Way to go!
  5. by   Tweety
    You go girl.
  6. by   teeituptom
    I never fantasize about nurses


    Yuck
  7. by   kids
    Quote from teeituptom
    I never fantasize about nurses

    Yuck
    Nurses don't fantasize about nurses because we know better.
  8. by   nekhismom
    LOL....good trick!!!

    And Tom, that's right, we KNOW better!
  9. by   tmiller027
    Quote from teeituptom
    I never fantasize about nurses


    Yuck
    I do. But then, I'm a guy and fantasize about lots of things LOL.... :chuckle
  10. by   teeituptom
    Quote from tmiller027
    I do. But then, I'm a guy and fantasize about lots of things LOL.... :chuckle
    I fantasize a lot also, just not nurses or female mds either
  11. by   Energizer Bunny
    LOLOLOL....good job!
  12. by   BabyRN2Be
    That's VERY good actually.

    When I'm in scrubs, my mind is probably on something else so don't expect I'd want to be in your fantasies, mister.

    For that matter, who fantasies about someone who wears those boxy things anyhow?? They aren't the least bit sexy.
  13. by   tmiller027
    Quote from BabyRN2Be
    That's VERY good actually.

    When I'm in scrubs, my mind is probably on something else so don't expect I'd want to be in your fantasies, mister.

    For that matter, who fantasies about someone who wears those boxy things anyhow?? They aren't the least bit sexy.

    On the contrary, I find them very sexy...however, how a woman "looks" in scrubs is only secondary. I'm attracted to strong, intelligent women, and a nurse embodies all those things. Not the reason I'm going into nursing at all. I dont' think my wife woudl approve LOL...this is just an observation I've made since working as a CNA
  14. by   teeituptom
    I do fantasize about buying new golf clubs

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